upstairs or downstairs

[Pegasus2100]

if I bought a duplex and offered free rent for a couple that fucks loud should I give them the upstairs or downstairs for the best listening spot?

[Hawksmoor]

Give them upstairs definitely. You hear the bed speaking first

[AshenElm]

Man, free rent is pretty tempting. Just throw in a willingness to babysit, and my wife and I will make you happy.
But seriously, definitely upstairs unless there is a common passage on the first floor where you could hide a recorder.