Wild athletic German couple above my home office [Summer Update 20/09/26: Two open window recordings]

[GregHeffley]

Warning: This will be an above-average amount of text for a below-average, rather unspectacular short recording. But no one can stop me haha

Hey, after a longer waiting period, I have something new again.

Strangely, my recording from early February was the last one I could make. After that last recording und the couple's engagement vacation, I heard absolutely nothing from the two of them for the rest of February and all of March - aside conversations and discussions that echoed dully through the ceiling. I was already worried that they were following some tradition of not having sex between the engagement und the wedding

Fortunately I was wrong. I went to bed late last night arount 5:00 am, so it's a miracle that I woke up again a few hours later in the morning around 9:45 am to the erotic sounds of the couple. Funny enough, some of their sounds had snuck into my dream. That's probably why I missed a big part of their lovemaking. When my brain finally woke me up, I instantly knew what was going on, sprinted to my home office and started recording with an excited heartbeat.

Actually, my plan was to collect reordings and post them all at once at the end of the month. But since there were no recordings at all and the entire month of March was skipped, and I currently feel like uploading something, I'm doing this here as a little interim update.

Unfortunately, the recording only captures the end of the session with a few moaning sounds. I myself heard some clapping sounds for a few seconds, which unfortunately isn't audible in the recording. Still, enjoy it. Since it's only sporadic sounds, I'll gladly mark all the audible moments for you. Headphones recommended.

OG1_11_Final.mp3

Audible moments:
00:00 - 00:08
01:18 - 01:31
02:25 - 02:40

As a bonus, I also recorded a bit of talking that happened shortly after their session. I've already noticed on various occasions that the woman likes to complain about her colleagues. The man mostly just listens to her. Same here, just a few minutes after their session.

OG1_11_Talk_Final.mp3

Here's a part of what she said approximately:
[GERMAN]
"... und er sagte zu mir 'tu dies und tu das' und ich meinte zu ihm nur 'diggah, halt's Maul!'".
[ENGLISH]
"... and he said to me 'do this and do that' and I just said to him 'diggah (german slang for dude/bro/mate), shut your mouth!'".


Hopefully this is the starting signal for a more active time for the couple.
Until next time

[thebelgian]

Thank you! Dug through the noise, nothing more to find unfortunately. Attached a quick cleanup. Cutoff at 210Hz, limited at -2db for headphone safety.

[GregHeffley]

Thank you! Dug through the noise, nothing more to find unfortunately. Attached a quick cleanup. Cutoff at 210Hz, limited at -2db for headphone safety.

Nice, thanks mate!

[Nordish]

very hot thank you very much

[GregHeffley]

Hey, I’m checking in again after being quiet for several months.

A quick update on the couple
When I first moved into the apartment last year, the couple started out very loudly and actively. But just as adventurous as they were in the beginning, they’re now the complete opposite: I can hardly hear them anymore. I can still hear them having loud discussions, laughing, and arguing, of course, but when it comes to their bedroom adventures, there’s practically nothing anymore.
I can easily imagine that at least one of the other neighbors pointed out to them that they could be heard quite clearly. A young family with a toddler moved in a few months ago, so perhaps it was them.

Context for the first recording
I had already given up because of this, but there were still two very delightful incidents this summer. The following recordings are from early summer, so they were made a while ago.
Apparently, they moved their bedroom activities to the living room. One warm summer night, when I had my windows open to let in some fresh air, I suddenly heard some rather loud and clearly audible, melodious sounds.
They were coming from an open window directly above one of my living-room windows.
I immediately started recording. Unfortunately, the recording is very short, and I had to edit together several separate clips. The reason is that I live with my partner, and this time she heard the sounds as well. She came straight over to me and started whispering. I had to record discreetly on my phone, which unfortunately affected the audio quality somewhat.
The recording starts while I was still standing on the terrace. Toward the end, I went back inside the apartment, but you can still hear the couple.
My girlfriend was not at all pleased about how loud the neighbors were, so I’m still keeping the recording a secret.
Here is the first recording:

OG1_Open_Window_1_Final.mp3

You can hear the moaning throughout the entire recording. At 00:32, there’s a particularly nice “oh yeah,” and at 01:01, you can hear loud clapping sounds echoing through our apartment. I had to stop recording immediately afterward because my partner wanted us to close the windows instead.

Context for the second recording
Now that I knew they had moved their erotic activities to another room, I was intrigued and wanted to hear more.
I often go to bed later than my girlfriend, so over the following days I left the living-room windows open after she had fallen asleep. And sure enough, just two days later, when it was so late that I was ready to go to bed myself, the couple started again with their window open.
This time, I was able to record more calmly. I sat by the window and positioned my phone in a suitable spot. This recording is also a few minutes longer.
It occurred to me that they might be having sex with the window open intentionally. The window faces a footpath and a busy main road, so anyone walking past would be able to hear them without any difficulty. Maybe the couple finds that exciting.
Here is the recording from the second night:

OG1_Open_Window_2_Final.mp3

Up to 02:57, you can hear occasional moaning. From 2:22 onward, you can hear some nice clapping sounds. From around 03:00 onward, it sounds like she reaches climax. Afterward, you can hear them talking for a while, although I couldn’t make out the exact words.

Outlook
After those two recordings, I didn’t hear anything else for the rest of the summer. It’s quite possible that other neighbors complained again. Unfortunately, because I’m spending three months alone in the apartment this summer due to my partner being away for an extended period.
While she has been away, I placed my laptop and gaming microphone by the window, hoping to get much clearer recordings. But unfortunately, I still haven’t heard anything since then.
I’ll be living alone for another month before my partner comes back. Until then, I’m hoping to at least get one recording with this setup. If the quality turns out to be significantly better than that of my previous phone recordings, I’ll probably create an entirely new post for it.
We’ll see whether luck is on my side.