UK car sex: "we can stay, baby" - drunk, bouncy-arse chick's casual sex hook-up on Sunday night! (Site 1)
Here's the final couple I captured over the weekend, and the second couple I caught on Sunday night at
Site 1.
They arrived at 11pm, just as the UKCarSex129 couple were leaving, and they stayed for 1 hour and 35 minutes.
They parked on the hotspot, with the car's left side (the passenger side) closest to the treeline.
This sounds like a casual sex hook-up between friends who have started dating. Maybe they've known each other for a while,
or they've met at least once before. But the guy still didn't know her actual home address, because she had to tell him the
postcode (near the end of the recording), so draw your own conclusions.
I've only uploaded the last 54 minutes of their stay. (The segment before this only contains barely audible chit-chat
inside the car.)
I've included a transcript of some of their conversations below. The woman's voice sounds louder than the guy's
because she's generally closer to the device, but her speech sounds slurred due to her drunken state. (They had
obviously been out drinking somewhere beforehand.)
After they get out of the car...
HER - 5:02 - "we can stay, baby...we can stay"
HER - 5:59 - "no, I've got a big arse"
HIM - 6:01 - "...
lovely arse..." (after he slaps it again)
HER - 6:09 - "it bounces...it doesn't stop...a big arse...it hasn't, it hasn't for a long time...it hasn't for over a year"
HER - 6:48 - "your brother's a cunt!"
HIM - 6:49 - "do I look like a cunt, though?"
HER - 6:57 - "actually, you look like someone I'd like to really get to know"
You might hear a few of her faint moans while they're kissing between 17:00 and 20:00.
(The music playing in the background is
If I Ever Fall in Love by Shai.)
I'm not sure about the following...
HER - 21:03 - "condoms in my..."
HER - 21:27 - "who else are you fucking?"
HER - 21:56 - "I'm not fucking anyone..."
HER - 22:34 - "you want protection, use this..."
Then...
HER - 22:49 - "I need a piss, man..."
A funny bit of dialogue follows while she goes for a piss behind the treeline. He winds her up a bit by switching
the headlights on and off. At one point, she says: "do you wanna see a picture of me shaking my arse?"
HER - 37:12 - "I got big legs, isn't it?"
HIM - 37:20 - "I love big thighs wrapped around my legs"
HER - 37:27 - "you lying shit"
HIM - 37:33 - "no, I like big thighs"
HER - 37:34 - "no, baby"
HER - 37:37 - "I can't have an average-sized bum, I've got this, like, massive thing here, look...look,
it's massive...not average"
HER - 37:48 - "it don't hurt, you know..." (after he slaps it again)
HIM - 37:49 - "I love big butts..." (sounds like)
HER - 37:51 - "I know, I got a big bum"
HIM - 37:53 - "I know..."
HER - 37:54 - "what do you mean 'you know'?"
HIM - 37:58 - "I may have spotted your arse a couple of times already"
HER - 38:02 - "and how have you spotted my arse a couple of times, how?"
HER - 38:15 - "and why didn't you come up and say hello?...so why didn't you come over and say hello?"
HER - 38:58 - "you can wait till Wednesday"
HIM - 40:00 - "you're gonna make me wait?"
HER - 40:01 - "yeah, I'm gonna make you wait...I'm gonna make you wait... and we'll see how you are on Wednesday daytime"
HER - 40:38 - "oh, shit..." (things start to get sexy again)
A door opens at 42:34.
HER - 42:52 - "but when was the last time? you don't know, do you?...when you were tested last"
Then they have a very quick session. She moans loudly and says: "oh, my god!"
After they finished...
HER - 51:53 - "am I gonna see you again?"
HIM - "Thursday"
HER - "definitely?"
HIM - "100"
Then (before leaving) she tells him the postcode of her address (silenced) after he says: "it's hard to know where you are"
Listen out again for my creepy footsteps at the end of the recording.
I saw an empty bottle of Peroni beer dumped on the hotspot, and some used tissues and cigarette butts.
Recording date: 13 June 2021.