That said, the patrolling business can be pretty frustrating, since most of the time, there is dead silence (apart from loud kids, loud TVs, loud conversations etc.). My brain then even starts to „construct“ sex noises where there aren’t any, but I’m not falling for this
Anyway, I can‘t recall many actual catches while actively fishing. What seems to happen more frequently is that I overhear couples fucking when I least expect it - and when I don‘t have time to enjoy the catch 
Like when I‘m with my wife (who‘s not into this), and we‘re casually passing by a door with some action behind that I’m sure she doesn’t even notice. Of course, I can‘t stop and listen in such a situation. Or it‘s early morning on a business trip, me having to run for the bus, while the action is just next door (the night before, nothing has happened, of course). Both recent and true experiences.
So I‘m very happy to at least be able to enjoy the sounds that you guys have heard and have been so friendly to record and share! Nothing beats the live experience, but then again, the sound quality here is much better than what I typically got in my few successful attempts. Just last week, I‘m sure that I had caught some actual sex noises, but they were almost inaudible, and I couldn’t identify the room they were coming from. I concluded that they must have been from another floor. When I checked the adjacent floors, there was nothing, of course…
Well, I have told enough of my sad life, time to look forward! It never occurred to me to actually record sex sounds - if I get to hear any. But the idea is very interesting!
Thanks again for having me as a new member!