UK outdoor sex recordings
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Here's the big file for the next upload.
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UK car sex: horny young Greek-speaking couple caught smashing away on Saturday night (Site 3 layby)
Here's a good capture from Site 3 last week for you to enjoy. Lots of sounds of cheeks being clapped in
this marathon session.
I saw very obvious signs that sex occurred on this spot when I went to retrieve the devices the following
morning: several used wet wipes...and a can of Red Bull.
This couple parked in one of the laybys just after 11:00pm, Saturday, and left just after 2:10am, Sunday.
They sounded like a late teens to early twenties couple who spoke with mainland Greek dialects. (There was
some Greek-style banter at some points - one of them calling the other an "fool" or "idiot", for example.)
I've uploaded four files: three short sample files and one big file - the entire stay minus the first
32 minutes (there was nothing of interest during the first half hour).
Main points:
0:01:10 - you start to hear obvious vibrational sounds cause by their movements whilst the windows are closed
0:07:17 - sound of a window being lowered
0:07:23 - you now hear loud, repetitive slapping sounds accompanied by her moans and breathing sounds
0:19:06 - 'SAMPLE1' starts about here
0:20:04 - another sound of a window being lowered
0:21:22 - kissing sounds from this point for a few minutes
0:24:48 - she starts to moan again
0:25:57 - loud slapping sounds start again
0:27:11 - 'SAMPLE2' starts about here
0:30:45 - some kissing sounds from this point
0:32:13 - slapping sounds start again
0:34:15 - not much can be heard from this point until...
0:38:32 - more slapping sounds
0:40:17 - 'SAMPLE3' starts about here
Then some chatter follows...
0:41:40 - HER - "oh come on, you fool!"
0:42:17 - sound of a drink being sucked through a straw
0:42:42 - she tells him to open something
0:45:16 - she tells him he's full of sarcasm
0:45:54 - some playful kissing
0:48:59 - HER - "oh leave me alone, you fool!" - she sounds annoyed in response to something he said or did
0:49:17 - HER - "they wandered off, to go and find chicks [...]" - she's talking about a group of people she knows
0:50:09 - either he's telling her "go fuck yourself!" in response to something she said (just banter), or he's swearing
out loud about something he saw on his/her phone
0:50:40 - HER - "oh come on, fool!"
0:52:02 - HER - "he took a photograph with her and I waited for them there [...] I didn't even know who he was"
0:55:10 - she laughs loudly
0:58:16 - either she's calling him a "fool" and an "idiot" for some reason (more banter), or something she saw on her phone
1:02:41 - some laughter and more chatter from this point
1:06:07 - you start to hear music
1:06:09 - HER - "what are you doing over there?"
1:07:04 - HER - "you're getting on my nerves"
1:07:07 - HER - "shut the fuck up!" (in English)
1:13:05 - music volume is turned off or lowered
1:15:03 - some more chatter
1:17:42 - more music
1:35:00 - you start to hear faint vibrational sounds from this point
1:38:27 - sound of window being lowered
1:39:17 - HER - "come on, my love [...]"
1:40:25 - kissing sounds from this point with some giggling/chatter/banter
1:45:47 - she's starting to sound turned on again from this point onwards
1:50:00 - sounds like she's telling him to leave her arse alone
1:52:34 - faint vibrational sounds
1:53:35 - slapping sounds from this point
1:55:13 - he pounds her harder and she moans
2:00:57 - a few more slapping sounds
2:03:03 - HER - "but it's weird..." (sounds like) then she giggles
2:05:00 - kissing sounds
2:06:02 - some loud chatter
2:12:18 - some faint moans from this point
2:16:42 - louder moans and some finger-fucking sounds (I think) from this point
2:20:10 - slapping sounds for a few minutes from this point; he's giving her a final pounding
Recording date: 12 August 2023.
Here's a good capture from Site 3 last week for you to enjoy. Lots of sounds of cheeks being clapped in
this marathon session.
I saw very obvious signs that sex occurred on this spot when I went to retrieve the devices the following
morning: several used wet wipes...and a can of Red Bull.
This couple parked in one of the laybys just after 11:00pm, Saturday, and left just after 2:10am, Sunday.
They sounded like a late teens to early twenties couple who spoke with mainland Greek dialects. (There was
some Greek-style banter at some points - one of them calling the other an "fool" or "idiot", for example.)
I've uploaded four files: three short sample files and one big file - the entire stay minus the first
32 minutes (there was nothing of interest during the first half hour).
Main points:
0:01:10 - you start to hear obvious vibrational sounds cause by their movements whilst the windows are closed
0:07:17 - sound of a window being lowered
0:07:23 - you now hear loud, repetitive slapping sounds accompanied by her moans and breathing sounds
0:19:06 - 'SAMPLE1' starts about here
0:20:04 - another sound of a window being lowered
0:21:22 - kissing sounds from this point for a few minutes
0:24:48 - she starts to moan again
0:25:57 - loud slapping sounds start again
0:27:11 - 'SAMPLE2' starts about here
0:30:45 - some kissing sounds from this point
0:32:13 - slapping sounds start again
0:34:15 - not much can be heard from this point until...
0:38:32 - more slapping sounds
0:40:17 - 'SAMPLE3' starts about here
Then some chatter follows...
0:41:40 - HER - "oh come on, you fool!"
0:42:17 - sound of a drink being sucked through a straw
0:42:42 - she tells him to open something
0:45:16 - she tells him he's full of sarcasm
0:45:54 - some playful kissing
0:48:59 - HER - "oh leave me alone, you fool!" - she sounds annoyed in response to something he said or did
0:49:17 - HER - "they wandered off, to go and find chicks [...]" - she's talking about a group of people she knows
0:50:09 - either he's telling her "go fuck yourself!" in response to something she said (just banter), or he's swearing
out loud about something he saw on his/her phone
0:50:40 - HER - "oh come on, fool!"
0:52:02 - HER - "he took a photograph with her and I waited for them there [...] I didn't even know who he was"
0:55:10 - she laughs loudly
0:58:16 - either she's calling him a "fool" and an "idiot" for some reason (more banter), or something she saw on her phone
1:02:41 - some laughter and more chatter from this point
1:06:07 - you start to hear music
1:06:09 - HER - "what are you doing over there?"
1:07:04 - HER - "you're getting on my nerves"
1:07:07 - HER - "shut the fuck up!" (in English)
1:13:05 - music volume is turned off or lowered
1:15:03 - some more chatter
1:17:42 - more music
1:35:00 - you start to hear faint vibrational sounds from this point
1:38:27 - sound of window being lowered
1:39:17 - HER - "come on, my love [...]"
1:40:25 - kissing sounds from this point with some giggling/chatter/banter
1:45:47 - she's starting to sound turned on again from this point onwards
1:50:00 - sounds like she's telling him to leave her arse alone
1:52:34 - faint vibrational sounds
1:53:35 - slapping sounds from this point
1:55:13 - he pounds her harder and she moans
2:00:57 - a few more slapping sounds
2:03:03 - HER - "but it's weird..." (sounds like) then she giggles
2:05:00 - kissing sounds
2:06:02 - some loud chatter
2:12:18 - some faint moans from this point
2:16:42 - louder moans and some finger-fucking sounds (I think) from this point
2:20:10 - slapping sounds for a few minutes from this point; he's giving her a final pounding
Recording date: 12 August 2023.
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Re: UK outdoor sex recordings
Looking forward to listening in later. It's been a quiet Summer. Erratic weather probably. Thanks in advance for the interpretation.
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Re: UK outdoor sex recordings
Looking forward to listening to this one. Sounds great and amazing description thanks.
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UK car sex: faint recording of a Saturday night quickie (Site 1)
This is a lousy capture I got from Site 1 on Saturday night.
This couple arrived at around 9:50pm and stayed for 40 minutes.
Unfortunately, the car windows were closed throughout, so the sounds I caught from their session were
faint. (It was a cool night due to heavy rain earlier in the day, so I wasn't really expecting to
capture anything good, anyway.)
At least two other cars drove in and out during their stay, and there may have been at least one other
car parked in the vicinity throughout.
I've left out the first 18 minutes of their stay (nothing much of interest).
Main points:
0:06 - you hear her moaning "oh, yeah!"; more high-pitched moans and other sounds follow
1:12 - female laughter - either from their car or another in the vicinity; more moans follow
2:45 - a high-pitched "oh!"; more, similar moans follow
3:48 - another nice "oh!"
7:26 - a few more faint "oh!" sounds from this point
10:05 - you start to hear some chatter until another car drives in but leaves immediately
12:27 - their chatter resumes; you hear more conversation until they leave the site
Recording date: 26 August 2023.
This is a lousy capture I got from Site 1 on Saturday night.
This couple arrived at around 9:50pm and stayed for 40 minutes.
Unfortunately, the car windows were closed throughout, so the sounds I caught from their session were
faint. (It was a cool night due to heavy rain earlier in the day, so I wasn't really expecting to
capture anything good, anyway.)
At least two other cars drove in and out during their stay, and there may have been at least one other
car parked in the vicinity throughout.
I've left out the first 18 minutes of their stay (nothing much of interest).
Main points:
0:06 - you hear her moaning "oh, yeah!"; more high-pitched moans and other sounds follow
1:12 - female laughter - either from their car or another in the vicinity; more moans follow
2:45 - a high-pitched "oh!"; more, similar moans follow
3:48 - another nice "oh!"
7:26 - a few more faint "oh!" sounds from this point
10:05 - you start to hear some chatter until another car drives in but leaves immediately
12:27 - their chatter resumes; you hear more conversation until they leave the site
Recording date: 26 August 2023.
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Re: UK outdoor sex recordings
Thanks a lot for capturing and sharing this. I appreciate your honesty in the details, about it not being a good one,
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Re: UK outdoor sex recordings
The next one (from Site 3) is kind of similar, unfortunately. And it's more a 'make-out' session than a sex session.
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Would love to hear that . Making out session is hot af
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Me too! Could be interesting.
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And I caught TWO good ones last night.
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UK car sex: faint recording of a couple's make-out session after midnight (Site 3 layby)
Here's a not-so-special one I captured from Site 3 over the August bank holiday weekend.
This couple arrived at around 11:45pm, Sunday. and left at around 2:20am, Monday.
Unfortunately, the sounds are mostly faint due to closed windows (and maybe the device wasn't close
enough to the car).
I'm guessing this was a make-out session rather than a full sex session, as I could hear no vibrational
sounds or slapping sounds (except when the guy was smacking her bottom a couple of times).
Instead of uploading the entire stay - most of which would be boring - I've extracted the best segments
and joined them into one file, which is just over an hour long.
I've also included a short sample file to give you an idea of what to expect.
Main points:
(hours:minutes:seconds)
0:00:04 - 0:01:02 - talking following arrival; seat positions adjusted
0:01:56 - 0:12:26 - mostly faint chatting and her laughing inside the car
0:16:24 - she starts to moan
0:17:12 - a nice "ah!"
0:19:54 - more moans from this point
0:20:30 - the 'SAMPLE' file starts about here
0:21:16 - her bottom gets smacked
0:22:05 - HIM - "where are you going, man?"
0:22:37 - chatting with the door open with some kissing
0:25:20 - a bottom-smack
0:26:15 - kissing sounds
0:28:21 - faint high-pitched moans after the door is closed
0:33:12 - a loud moan
0:34:36 - chatting/laughing for a few minutes
0:40:52 - she moans a few times from this point
0:43:14 - some chit-chat and laughter from this point onwards
0:45:09 - she asks him for some tissues
0:52:11 - preparing to leave; more chit-chat
Recording date: 27 August 2023.
Here's a not-so-special one I captured from Site 3 over the August bank holiday weekend.
This couple arrived at around 11:45pm, Sunday. and left at around 2:20am, Monday.
Unfortunately, the sounds are mostly faint due to closed windows (and maybe the device wasn't close
enough to the car).
I'm guessing this was a make-out session rather than a full sex session, as I could hear no vibrational
sounds or slapping sounds (except when the guy was smacking her bottom a couple of times).
Instead of uploading the entire stay - most of which would be boring - I've extracted the best segments
and joined them into one file, which is just over an hour long.
I've also included a short sample file to give you an idea of what to expect.
Main points:
(hours:minutes:seconds)
0:00:04 - 0:01:02 - talking following arrival; seat positions adjusted
0:01:56 - 0:12:26 - mostly faint chatting and her laughing inside the car
0:16:24 - she starts to moan
0:17:12 - a nice "ah!"
0:19:54 - more moans from this point
0:20:30 - the 'SAMPLE' file starts about here
0:21:16 - her bottom gets smacked
0:22:05 - HIM - "where are you going, man?"
0:22:37 - chatting with the door open with some kissing
0:25:20 - a bottom-smack
0:26:15 - kissing sounds
0:28:21 - faint high-pitched moans after the door is closed
0:33:12 - a loud moan
0:34:36 - chatting/laughing for a few minutes
0:40:52 - she moans a few times from this point
0:43:14 - some chit-chat and laughter from this point onwards
0:45:09 - she asks him for some tissues
0:52:11 - preparing to leave; more chit-chat
Recording date: 27 August 2023.
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UK car sex: "do you wanna cum?" - young couple's quickie after midnight (Site 3 layby)
Here is the first of TWO couples I recorded from Friday night to Saturday morning.
This first session was captured from one of the Site 3 laybys; the second one was recorded at Site 1.
This young couple arrived and parked at around 1:10am, Saturday, and stayed for 30 minutes.
I've uploaded three files.
There are two short sample files and one big file - the enire stay minus a total of 4 minutes of
arrival/departure engine noise.
Main points:
00:40 - they get into the back of the car
8:28 - she says/moans something, followed by repetitive slapping sounds
12:58 - you hear her moaning from this point
14:08 - 'SAMPLE1' starts about here
15:35 - moans and motion sounds
16:12 - sound of window being lowered
18:50 - sound of window being lowered
19:32 - kissing or sucking sounds
20:50 - squeaky motion sounds
22:33 - 'SAMPLE2' starts about here
23:43 - nice moans and pounding sounds
24:12 - HER - "do you wanna cum?"
24:54 - chatter
Recording date: 2 September 2023.
Here is the first of TWO couples I recorded from Friday night to Saturday morning.
This first session was captured from one of the Site 3 laybys; the second one was recorded at Site 1.
This young couple arrived and parked at around 1:10am, Saturday, and stayed for 30 minutes.
I've uploaded three files.
There are two short sample files and one big file - the enire stay minus a total of 4 minutes of
arrival/departure engine noise.
Main points:
00:40 - they get into the back of the car
8:28 - she says/moans something, followed by repetitive slapping sounds
12:58 - you hear her moaning from this point
14:08 - 'SAMPLE1' starts about here
15:35 - moans and motion sounds
16:12 - sound of window being lowered
18:50 - sound of window being lowered
19:32 - kissing or sucking sounds
20:50 - squeaky motion sounds
22:33 - 'SAMPLE2' starts about here
23:43 - nice moans and pounding sounds
24:12 - HER - "do you wanna cum?"
24:54 - chatter
Recording date: 2 September 2023.
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I ain’t no British expert but the guy sounds like black britsh ? I think that’s how they sound like with british accent ? Or that just normal british accent in general ?
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Neither of them are black, IMO.
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Agreed!