UK outdoor sex recordings

[sndprv]

UK car sex: couple's hot quickie after midnight before hamburgers (Site 1)

Here's the second session I captured that same night, but this one was recorded at Site 1.

This couple arrived at around 1:25am, Saturday, and stayed for just over 45 minutes.

They parked somewhere in-between two of my devices (USB1 and USB2), behind the long grass/weeds, i.e. almost
opposite the main hotspot.

I've uploaded three files.

There are two long 'entire stay' files, captured by USB1 and USB2.

There is also a short 'SAMPLE' file extracted from USB1 containing her nice moans, which were audible all over the
car park.

The sounds in USB1 may sound more muffled and lower in volume, but the capture is 'cleaner', i.e. it contains less
background noise than the USB2 capture, which sounds 'louder'.

The recordings are neither syncronised nor do they have the same duration because the devices are very different.


Main points (in USB1):

(Add at least 10 seconds for USB2 timestamps)

00:00 - 00:55 - arrival

01:25 - 02:50 - they get into the back

03:06 - you start to hear chatter and her laughing

09:06 - she makes an affectionate sound

12:53 - a kissing sound

20:25 - she starts to moan

23:02 - louder moans

25:14 - the 'USB1-SAMPLE' file starts about here

28:37 - motion sounds

29:05 - loud moans, then he climaxes

32:55 - HIM - "do you want tissues?...wet tissues or dry tissues?"

35:02 - HIM - "I'm gonna move my chair back, OK?"

35:39 - HIM - "are you...hungry now?" (she laughs)

39:30 - from this point, they're deciding what takeaway food and drink to order (sounds like McDonald's)

Recording date: 2 September 2023.

[edtraveller]

This was a nice one!!

[sndprv]

This was a nice one!!

I've got 4 more to upload at the moment.

Two more from the same weekend (Saturday night to Sunday morning), and another two from
last weekend. All captured from Site 3.

The run-up to Halloween is usually quite fruitful. The two-month period prior to Xmas is also
very good (cheating season).

[emmpet8]

Been away for a while, so great to get back and discover three new recordings. Very much appreciated. I see there are more to come, so looking forward to those.

[Vanity 1355]

Sure looking forward to these next batch of recordings!

[sndprv]

UK van sex: faint recording of a horny couple's session inside a van (Site 3 layby)

I ended up catching a total of FOUR couples over that same weekend. I've already uploaded the two
couples I recorded from Friday night to Saturday morning. But I also caught another two from
Saturday night to Sunday morning - both were recorded at the same Site 3 layby.

Here is the first couple.

What was unusual about this capture, was that the couple in question were doing it inside a dark
green-coloured 3.5 tonne van (with a sliding side door), like a delivery van. I've done at least
two other recordings of couples having sex inside vans before (see, for example: UKCarSex100).

They arrived at around 12:45am, Sunday, and parked on the exact same spot as the couple in UKCarSex228.

They were still parked later in the morning, when I crept in to retrieve the device whilst they were
still asleep inside it...or at least, I thought they were asleep.

I've extracted the best segments from their stay and joined them into one 37-minute file.

There is also a 2-minute 'SAMPLE' file consisting of her high-pitched moans.


Main points:


00:00 - 06:25 - you hear the guy banging about, making adjustments inside the vehicle - perhaps he had a pull-out bed?

07:37 - you start to hear chatter, her laughing

09:40 - the session begins; you start to hear high-pitched moaning sounds

13:59 - some muffled chatter from this point

15:31 - her moans

18:33 - muffled chatter

20:48 - her moans

21:54 - more moans

22:28 - a series of moans

23:03 - the 'SAMPLE' file starts about here

27:19 - a few more moans

30:14 - faint chatter and laughing till the end of the file

Recording date: 3 September 2023.

[sndprv]

UK car sex: nasty 50 plus couple's drunken quickie - Sunday morning (Site 3 layby)

This capture is totally ridiculous. I'm posting this for amusement more than anything else,
if you can forget the fact that one of them was obviously driving under the influence.

This was a mature couple over the age of 50, who were obviously drunk. The guy sounds like he has
a few teeth missing. They were the fourth (and last) couple I recorded over that same weekend.

They arrived at around 3:15am, Sunday, and stayed for 35 minutes.

They parked on the other end of the same Site 3 layby as the couple in the green van (UKCarSex231).
So they had this quick session while the younger couple were inside the back of their van.

I've uploaded the entire stay.


Main points:


01:15 - they get out of the vehicle so that she/they can urinate

01:19 - HER - "[...] admire the scene"

01:25 - HER - "I'm gonna take my whole fucking thing off"

01:42 - HER - "I'm gonna take everything off, yeah, just to go for a wee"

01:57 - HER - "oi, you should be drinking this" (while she pees)

02:05 - HIM - "in my mouth...in my mouth"

02:08 - HER - "yeah, you should be taking this"

02:58 - HER - "hi! I didn't bother getting dressed" (she gets back inside with him)

07:25 - their session begins; you start to hear some moans and chatter

08:55 - moans and motion sounds, followed by chatter

12:03 - more moans and chatter

17:16 - HIM - "ah, that's good...come on!...ah, yeah...come on,
you little dirty little b*tch, suck it!" (sounds like)

17:40 - HIM - "ah, that's good!"

20:41 - HER - "do you like my earrings?"

22:27 - some high-pitched moans from this point

24:45 - more moans

27:13 - moans from both

32:00 - they get out; preparing to leave from this point

32:19 - HER - "hi!...I thought I'd just say 'hi' to them"

He suggests doing it outside in the field, on a blanket, then...

32:35 - HER - "oi, but you ain't got viagra, let's just leave it [...] I totally get that you're a
50yo man..."

32:47 - HIM - "shut up!" (she laughs)

32:53 - HER - "I'm a fucked-up 50yo woman...yeah?"

She asks him for a hug before they get in the car

33:29 - HIM - "I swear to god you're gonna get me arrested some time [...]" (he's trying to get her back
in the car; she calls him "paranoid")

Then she tells him she put her clothing back on the wrong way; he tells her he took 6 cigarettes from
a packet she has

Recording date: 3 September 2023.

[Lipper327]

Another great recording!

[emmpet8]

Thanks a lot for the latest two, very much appreciated. The second one sounds as though it's got great comedy value and looking forward to listening to it for that reason.

[Vanity 1355]

I quite enjoyed the comedy act. Nice to have some older participants. They reminded me of a liberated couple of similar age that I once knew.

[sndprv]

UK outdoor sex: "you wanted this cock" - drunk mature chick's late-night hookup (Site 3)

Here is the first of TWO couples I recorded two weeks ago at Site 3.

This older-sounding couple parked in one of the Site 3 laybys at around 2:55am, Saturday, and
stayed for precisely an hour and a half.

This capture differs from the vast majority of all the other captures I've done, because the couple did not have
sex inside the car. Instead, they had their session in a small area where there are two opposing rows of stone
seats, behind the layby bushes. This area has a path passing through it (for walkers) and is literally a stone's
throw from the layby.

I've sometimes noticed tell-tale signs of previous sexual activity in this area on warm days/nights. For example,
I once saw a used condom hanging on the bushes, next to the seats.

I've sometimes hidden one or two devices at this location on warm nights, but this was the first time I was lucky
enough to catch something. Unfortunately, though, I only had one device hidden on the night, on the row of seats
opposite to the one where the couple sat, so the sounds are a bit faint.

I've uploaded three files.

The big file contains the sex session they had and all the chit-chat. It's basically a full recording of
their time in the seating area. (Only a small portion of it is sex.)

There is also a recording of them talking after arrival, when they got out of the car and started to walk to
the seating area ('Arrival').

The other small file is a recording of them returning to the layby and getting back into the car before
departure ('Departure').


A few points:


4:28 - HER - "the debate was, yeah, do white men have big cocks?...yeah?...right? [...]" (she's describing
a conversation she had with female colleagues at her place of work)

4:49 - HER - "it is fucking big for a white guy, though...I've seen smaller black penises than this one"

Their session starts shortly after this

7:55 - a bottom-smacking sound; you start to hear her muffled moans (her mouth sounds full)

13:28 - HER - "I'm gonna be your best fuckin' ex...you're gonna give me 10/10, you know that?"

Then the guy goes back to the car to get something, then more chatter follows when he returns

36:44 - HIM - "you wanted this cock"

Some more chit-chat until...

40:50 - the guy goes "aahh", followed by her moans

41:56 - he smacks her bottom a few times, followed by her moans

44:46 - the guy cums(?)

Then lots more chatter follows until they leave the area

Recording date: 9 September 2023.

[emmpet8]

Many thanks for this and also for the full description. I notice the number is 03 instead of 233. No big deal, but any reason for that

[sndprv]

Many thanks for this and also for the full description. I notice the number is 03 instead of 233. No big deal, but any reason for that

Glad you asked. Whenever the couple are having sex either inside a vehicle (car, van, etc.) or within reach of it,
I classify the recording as 'UKCarSex'. But if the couple only have sex well away from their vehicle (or they didn't have
a vehicle), I classify that recording as 'UKOutdoorSex'.

Got three more to upload at the moment. The other one from Site 3, and two from Site 1 - one of which
is absolutely awesome.

[leugim]

today?

[sndprv]

today?

I'll try to get the other Site 3 capture uploaded tomorrow (in 24 hours).

It's a close-up recording of a young couple making out.

BTW, I've been getting some really hot ones from Site 1 during the past few days. Lots of debauchery going on,
lots of young fresh meat. Sounds perverse, I know, but that's what's going on out there.