UK car sex: couple caught having a quickie inside a van on Wednesday night!
Here is the 100th UK car sex recording and it's pretty good! I nearly didn't bother going to
Site 2 on the
night, after seeing how quiet the previous Wednesday was, but I changed my mind at the last minute, thinking
that I might as well have a go before the thundery, wet weather arrives - and I'm so glad I did!
This couple arrived at about 10:05pm and stayed for 45 minutes. I returned to this location about 20 minutes
after their arrival and I was greeted by the woman's sexual moans and some metallic hollow banging sounds
emanating from inside the vehicle, which resembled a white-coloured Ford Transit Custom van.
The two closest devices captured their sounds and chatter pretty well - the front of the van was very close
to one device, and the back of the van was somewhat midway between the two. When the van exited the car park,
I watched with amusement as the roof struck the metallic height restriction barrier, positioned above the
entrance/exit. Then it occurred to me that the couple probably attempted to use the larger car park nearby,
which has no height restriction. I happened to be at the larger car park previously, and I heard a vehicle
enter and leave immediately after the occupants saw a (possibly unoccupied) car already parked there. I also
heard a young woman giggling, who sounded similar to the woman in the recording. (The parked car's presence
prevented me from planting devices at this particular location.)
The couple left a big mess behind - a big pile of used tissues and wet wipes. I couldn't tell how well they knew
each other, but I doubt they've had sex together before, because if you listen to their brief pre-sex chatter,
he didn't know about a tattoo she had on her back and you hear him questioning her about it. But the guy
(at least) was obviously very intent on having this session given the damage he caused to the van - twice!
I have uploaded two files of their entire stay obtained from the two nearest devices.
The USB1 file is the recording by the device close to the front of the van; the USB2 file is
from the device hidden a bit further away. The files are the same length/size and I have
synchronised them as best as possible to help you compare them easily.
The sex sounds are generally louder in USB1, but the pre-sex chatter is clearer in USB2.
At the beginning:
At the start you hear a "whoa!" from the woman and then a loud banging sound while the van squeezes
through the height restriction as it enters the car park. Then, after they park:
3:59 - HER - "I feel like we need to face the other way"
Then he moves the van a little so that the back is now facing more into the car park.
Her tattoo and knickers:
6:36 - HIM - "show me that picture again, then"
7:24 - HER - "oh, the stand-...the standing up one?"
7:57 - HER - "this one?"
8:09 - HIM - "have you got white knickers on now?"
8:12 - HER - "no, I've got navy"
9:53 - HIM - "you got a tattoo on your back?"
9:55 - HER - "hmm"
9:56 - HIM - "of what?"
Then she says her tattoo is a love heart with an angel/halo and has the word "grandad" on it.
Her legs:
12:45 - HER - "I only shaved them, like, three days ago"
12:48 - HER - "this is why I hate being a girl"
12:50 - HIM - "why?"
12:54 - HER - "but you're a man, you can get away with that...us girls have to shave our legs, like..."
12:59 - HIM - "you know what? I like a girl with a bit of hair..."
13:04 - HER - "I hate hairs, that's horrible..."
13:10 - HER - "the thing is, like, this bit, you feel here, this bit is smooth right here..."
Then they get inside the van and the sex sounds
become audible from 24:00 onwards (until about 31:00).
Then, after they get out:
37:14 - HIM - "I hope I can get out, you know"
37:32 - HER - "don't leave me!" [he was shining his torch on the surroundings]
37:51 - HER - "oh, there's blood everywhere!...oh, I'm so sorry!"
The ending:
They leave after cleaning themselves up. Note the banging sounds near the end when the van exits the car park!
You hear my creepy footsteps at the end while I walk into the car park after watching them drive out, then I
look at the yucky pile of rubbish they had dumped.
Recording date: 12 August 2020.