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Before you listen, you may want to hear what happened. (Sadly, lots of crackling and wind noises)
I was delivering groceries in this very narrow Dutch alleyway at night. Typical narrow Dutch alleyway with cobbles and very old houses on both sides. You could barely drive through there with a car.
As soon as I arrive, I hear faint sex noises coming from the house right next to my destination, but I don't get excited yet. I first deliver the groceries to their oblivious neighbors. After the delivery is completed I decide to stick around
I now look up at the window upstairs and see the sweaty back of a man moving back and forth. (Sadly I could not see the woman, but I do know she's a middle aged blonde).
I did not even have to prick up my ears. She was that SHAMELESSLY LOUD. Their window was WIDE OPEN. I was the only one in the entire alleyway, but her moans were so freaking loud. The audio sadly doesn't even do it justice. You can even hear him slap her ass several times in the audio.
Then this nosey granny DIRECTLY across from their house opened her curtains and gave me this mean look, but I shrugged it off and kept recording lol. She then closed her curtains again. The fact that this old woman focused on me while having NO idea her neighbors from across the street were being outrageously loud and having full on sex with their window open made it even hotter.
Cleaned up by me:
If you think you can do a better job: And I went back a couple of times, but never caught them having sex again.

Lovely session

Thanks a lot for capturing and sharing this. Very much appreciated.

Nice work, fellow Dutchie!

Very beautiful sounds! Lucky catch!!

All we can hear is you moving and moving and moving and making noises with your empty paper bag

adamadam wrote: 01 Aug 2023 19:05 All we can hear is you moving and moving and moving and making noises with your empty paper bag

I wouldd expect a less passive aggressive and stupid comment from someone who's been on the site since 2018.
First of all, this is what you get when the situation is not fake. It's real life. No planning. There was a lot of wind and the crackling noise is from the oversized coat I had to wear. Secondly, you can CLEARLY hear her moans when you turn up the volume. The cleaned up version is the one you should listen to. You can hear them even better than in some other recordings by others on this website. If you can't hear her moans, that's your problem. Better to just keep it to yourself.

kalebas14 wrote: 01 Aug 2023 22:29

adamadam wrote: 01 Aug 2023 19:05 All we can hear is you moving and moving and moving and making noises with your empty paper bag

I wouldd expect a less passive aggressive and stupid comment from someone who's been on the site since 2018.
First of all, this is what you get when the situation is not fake. It's real life. No planning. There was a lot of wind and the crackling noise is from the oversized coat I had to wear. Secondly, you can CLEARLY hear her moans when you turn up the volume. The cleaned up version is the one you should listen to. You can hear them even better than in some other recordings by others on this website. If you can't hear her moans, that's your problem. Better to just keep it to yourself.

Thanks kalebas14. Looking at adamadam´s posting history, you shouldn´t bother too much about his words.

Lovely catch kalebas 14. We dont get much dutch recordings so thank you and keep up the great work.

Did you mask the voices with noise. Seems like everytime shes saying something, there is noise from you touching the phone

You can buy a small good quality voice recorder...and keep it in the windows....or near windows if the window is in ground floor...if it's in first floor or any other floor you can use string to keep the recorder near window.

Thank you for the post

cruzsilva wrote: 02 Aug 2023 01:19 We dont get much dutch recordings

True, maybe its about time l post a few again..

You did well in the cleaned up version. Yeah, I liked it, paper bag or no.

That alleyway would be a good place to hide a device during the night in the summer,
so long as you can creep in when that nosey neighbour ain't looking out her window.

Hang on...why do I feel like a hypocrite after typing that?