Wanting to record my neighbours

[Tossitup96]

Okay so, I've got these two neighbours who live across the way from me. A man and his girlfriend. The man's brother actually owns the house but he lets his brother live there with his girlfriend, the brother lives in Hong Kong.

These people don't believe in curtains. They've got a big screen TV and you can see it clear as day from their living room because they don't close the curtains. But, more importantly, the girlfriend, for the longest time, never closed the curtains in her dressing room/makeup room/whatever you want to call it.

Whenever she'd turn the light on in that room, it was like a siren calling to me. The first time I saw her naked body, it blew my mind. I'd often, when I saw the light come on, look through the venetian blinds at my window hoping to catch a glimpse of her naked body. One time she'd just gotten out of the shower and was bending over, doing her hair. I tell you, my friends, my cock was throbbing that day.

She's Eastern European, dark hair, dark eyes, copper coloured skin, nice tits, nice ass, shaved pussy. I'd say she was in her 40s

I want to bang her so hard. But I can't.

So I'm thinking the next best thing would be to try and get audio of her and her boyfriend doing it. Any advice on how I'd go about it? What equipment to use, where to plant it so it won't be seen, time of night, etc?

[AshenElm]

Is "the way" a street with car traffic? Or is it a pedestrian alley? Or is it simply a space between your houses? If your houses are very close and their bedroom faces your house, you could possibly record right out of a facing window, especially if they open windows in the warm season. Also, if they are right next door, any structure you have close to them (like a fence, bird feeder, etc.) would be a place you could hide a recorder, with full legal impunity.

Given that you have a line-of-sight on them, have you ever seen them fuck? Does the bedroom face your home? Have you overheard them when out for a smoke or anything of the sort? Some couples, even active ones, are just quiet, and that will make it hard to catch them in the act. I love this, let's work on a plan for this!

[Tossitup96]

Is "the way" a street with car traffic? Or is it a pedestrian alley? Or is it simply a space between your houses? If your houses are very close and their bedroom faces your house, you could possibly record right out of a facing window, especially if they open windows in the warm season. Also, if they are right next door, any structure you have close to them (like a fence, bird feeder, etc.) would be a place you could hide a recorder, with full legal impunity.

I could show you the floor plans of their house actually (they bought it a couple years ago and the listing's still online)


The room where she gets dressed and shows off her naked body, that's Bedroom 2. His study's Bedroom 3. I assume they sleep in Bedroom 1.

Here's a rather crude drawing I did in MS Paint of their house in relation to my house

Their two rooms face the garden and the room that, I assume, they sleep in faces more the street

Given that you have a line-of-sight on them, have you ever seen them fuck? Does the bedroom face your home? Have you overheard them when out for a smoke or anything of the sort? Some couples, even active ones, are just quiet, and that will make it hard to catch them in the act. I love this, let's work on a plan for this!

I've never heard them, and I've never seen them fuck, no. She's fond of running around the house naked, but usually when she's home alone and she thinks no one's watching.

I did see a little bit of something once. He wanted to get amorous with her and she was kind of gently pushing him off, as if to say 'I've got laundry to do' or something. But I've certainly never seen them fuck. Certainly not near the windows that face me.

[Tossitup96]

Just seen her naked again and I really wish I could record her...

[scotty0815]

i agree to hear your neighbours

[TonyFishers]

I'd say the summer when they leave windows open maybe you can be lucky to get a street capture.Any other option would be high risk and probably very illegal

[Tossitup96]

What are the rules about posting pictures/videos here, if they're non-sexual?

[yeppie]

What are the rules about posting pictures/videos here, if they're non-sexual?

Please see picture upload policy here:
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[Tossitup96]

What are the rules about posting pictures/videos here, if they're non-sexual?

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Can I PM you?

[yeppie]

What are the rules about posting pictures/videos here, if they're non-sexual?

Please see picture upload policy here:
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Can I PM you?

Now you can ... at least for some time

[Tossitup96]

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Some pictures of my neighbour lady sunning herself in the garden. Please excuse the quality, I shot these through a pair of compact binoculars (basically a pair of opera glasses) through which I'd tried to awkwardly position the camera phone with an attachment, while also trying to avoid being seen by neighbour lady. I figured I was safe here because she was on her front and couldn't see me.

Also, FYI, this isn't the woman I mentioned upthread (although it's the same house). I think this is her sister? I'm not entirely sure. They're both Eastern European and they have similar features. Compared to this lady, sister (we'll say it's her sister) is curvier with a rounder face. Less fit, though. I still have strong desire to dick them both down.

This woman drives me wild, fellows. We've had a rash of good weather here in Britain. Well, every morning this woman does her workouts in the garden. She does her squats. Then she'll do her sit-ups (50 a day). Then she'll do her other calisthenics. She wears these tight, tight shorts that cling to her ass and show off her beautiful bronze legs. Then, when she's finished her exercises, she'll hit the shower. Then she likes to sit in the garden. One time she was sitting in the sun and she took her top off (her sports bra stayed on). I couldn't believe it. Then, another day, she actually decided to sunbathe in full bikini. Well, I was cursing myself because I didn't get any pictures of that day. But, fortunately, God smiled on me and another day she came out sunbathing again and I captured the images you see before you.

Sister likes to draw the curtains, so I haven't actually seen her naked, unfortunately. But, when she was sunbathing and I captured these, I did manage to get a nipple peek.

I don't know what her deal is and whether she's staying long-term. But hopefully she stays through the summer, when the weather will be even hotter, and I can get even better captures through better binoculars. Maybe even some sounds, you never know. If I can't have her, I'd certainly like to hear her