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A Unique Challenge

Posted: 21 Feb 2011 18:42
by JammyJay
Ok first off, some of you may think this is a bit weird so I apologise now if so.

Here's the story. There's a girl I work with who I like, a lot. But, as always seems to be the case, she has a boyfriend and lives with him. As you can imagine, I would find the sound of her doing any sexual activity highly erotic, but without breaking into her condo with a microphone on the off-chance she's doing it, there's no way I can get any such sounds.

However, in work I have had to record her voice several times for a project. With a bit of normalisation, I've been able to gather a collection of her breathing, plus what sound like pleasure noises. As I said, some of you may find this weird.

Currently I just have all the sounds in one big chain together, which even on its own sounds pretty erotic to me, but I've been trying to edit them so it actually sounds fairly real. The problem is when you edit something intricately, you end up hearing the same sequence of sounds so often that by the time you finish, it's way too familiar to be erotic.

So, my challenge is to find someone who may be able to take the sounds and edit them to make what sound like real sex sounds. I haven't uploaded any of the audio files yet because I wasn't sure if anyone would want to try doing it, or if people would just think it's too weird and ignore me.

If anyone is interested, I'll upload the sound files. I would be extremely grateful to anyone who would be willing to try.

EDIT: Files attached. There's two audio files, one with the breathing noises and one with what I call 'pleasure noises'. I have no problem with anyone adding their own background noises, e.g bodies moved, a few bed squeaks etc. but I would request that the only vocal sound comes from these files.

Re: A Unique Challenge

Posted: 21 Feb 2011 23:26
by yeppie
You're right, JammyJay, that sounds weird!

But Weirdo being my second forename I like crazy ideas. If you promise not to stalk her, I support your search for a clever audio-engineer. Let us turn this into a competition. Assuming there will be more than one candidate, you will appoint the winner and the prize is a free month access to the archives.

Folks ...

Re: A Unique Challenge

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 09:09
by JammyJay
Wow, thanks yeppie! :)

Re: A Unique Challenge

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 12:34
by sc0tt-uk
Bring it on... this is going to be fun!

Re: A Unique Challenge

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 20:15
by JammyJay
Ok, I've added the files to my first post. I hope someone can give this a good bash :)

Re: A Unique Challenge

Posted: 23 Feb 2011 10:01
by Neo0272
OK :-) this sounds funny :-) and cause of the damn flu that captures me home it`s a nice way to bridge over some time...
the biggest problem was that most sequenses are very small and contain only breath in files so...
here is what i think is the best result :D

and yeppie :D nice idea for a competition :D and... if i could, will, or should win
present the prise to the next lady joinin the forum :D
greets

Re: A Unique Challenge

Posted: 23 Feb 2011 16:11
by aisxos
This is an excellent idea!!! You guys are killing me!

Re: A Unique Challenge

Posted: 23 Feb 2011 20:08
by JammyJay
I love this place! lol

Thanks a lot for taking the time Neo, certainly a lot better hearing those sounds in a different order :)

Re: A Unique Challenge

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 02:02
by pircdefense1
Neo0272 wrote:OK :-) this sounds funny :-) and cause of the damn flu that captures me home it`s a nice way to bridge over some time...
the biggest problem was that most sequenses are very small and contain only breath in files so...
here is what i think is the best result :D

and yeppie :D nice idea for a competition :D and... if i could, will, or should win
present the prise to the next lady joinin the forum :D
greets
Great job. If I didn't know any better I would assume it's the real thing.

Re: A Unique Challenge

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 03:42
by mjj9994
If somebody has a synthesizer (think ferris bueller), this might actually come off fairly erotic if you can change the pitch/tone or length/duration of some of the sounds and mix it up.

Though it will pretty much be totally different sounds, I would think trying to make a synthesized breathy moan instead of a 'sigh, sneeze, cough, etc' would be pretty amusing.