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Hi everyone! As the subject line clearly states, this is my first attempt at a masturbatory recording, so be nice. I had just gotten off of the phone with a really hot friend of mine, and I needed to come. So I walked over to the computer, sat down in the chair, plugged in my headset, hit record, and masturbated myself to a loud squirting climax, all the while thinking of him finger fucking me and sucking my clit. It takes me a little while to get there, but it's worth the wait once I do. Enjoy listening to me come, and for God's sake, make a poor girl an active member!

i was wondering if/when this would be posted!
First thing - for some reason when I play this its seriously jerky, sort of full of pops and clicks as if small chunks of audio are missing... thats the only way i can think to describe it. anybody else having that problem?
From what I can tell through the clicks though this sounds pretty awesome - the 2nd mic would be great though... would be nice to hear some hands working.
cheers for sharing... the first of many lets hope!
sc0tt-uk

Allison,

Who is this so-called "hot friend" that inspired you? I heard the guy is a fat, ugly loser with a teeny penis...he's probably queer or something.

Well, different tastes and all that. I'm glad the guy inspired you to such a sweet orgasm.
All kidding aside Allison...great job! If I send you my address, will you send the pajama bottoms you were wearing last night? I loves to sniff while listening. Ha ha.

Great file! More! More! More!!!

BTW,Scott, I'm having similar problems and jerky sound. It sounds like the software grabbed small pieces of the sound and then jammed all the pieces together. The effect is intriguing...sort of a Maxine Headroom effect.

I'm sure Allison is capable of cumming up with another climax for us.
I only hope her Gold Wave problems are fixed by then. Oh, and maybe the poor girl will find a hotter friend who is even more inspiring than the elderly pervert with whom she was talking prior to attempting to make the recording last night. If that midget-dicked faggot inspired this good a recording, think what a real hunk might do for her. .

Lol. The reason for the funky distortion is kind of funny actually. A few days ago I was editing another non-sexy file, and had been playing with the different effects. So when I originally recorded myself, the file played back at half speed. So I had to load it back into goldwave (which magically decided to start working again) and bring it back up to normal speed. Plus my headset is kinda shitty. I have another mic, but I don't know how I would hook them both up to my laptop at once. Glad to hear you guys enjoyed it though.

next time you get the urge to post, try out that other mic. We'll figure out something fairly simple to hook them both up if thats still lacking anything... worth a try on its own first.
cheers...
sc0tt-uk

Will do!

Why do I get the feeling Allison's gonna get.... Stalkers...haha.

Seriously though... Thanks for the contribution! We are working on a more definitive "How to Become a Member" FAQ, but until then we are kinda playing it by ear... but you are definately on the right track. Consistent original contributions are definately a good way to becoming a member

- Mark

The last thing I would want to do is to discourage a new member...particularly a hot voiced, young sexy female.

That being said, I have to boo your first contribution. I presume you didn't audition the file before posting it. The noise, garbling, truncation and stuttering detract from the listening experience, and while I understand your eagerness to become an active member, posting garbage is hardly the way to do it.

Don't get me wrong...the parts I could hear and enjoy are sexy as hell...truly stellar. It's just that all the shit in the file is a real distraction....and frankly could have been avoided.

About the two microphone problem: Using a simple Y-connector available at RadioShack will allow a crude mix of two microphones, but might be susceptible to hum and other noise.

A better albeit somewhat more expensive solution would be to acquire a small USB mixer, such as those made by Creative Labs, Roland and Logitech. Or, buy a super-cheap, used microphone mixer. I've encountered cute little boxes that run on a 9 volt battery and can mix 4 inputs.

Another solution, about $120.00 at retail would be to purchase a binaural pair of condenser microphones and a "battery box" to provide phantom power from Core Sound or Big Squid Audio, both on the Internet.

The problem here is that the microphone input on your laptop is monaural, but you're essentially trying to "fake" stereo or at least get a binaural recording. Of all the options I've listed above, the USB-powered mixer is the best choice for stereo recording to your laptop. Just my two pfennigs worth, and please don't take my criticisms of the quality of your first contribution as a suggestion to stop posting. Recording good audio is essentially very simple, and we'd all love to hear the breathing, squirming, writhing, moaning and yes, squirting much more clearly.

And hey... what about those whiffy pajama bottoms?

Your pal,

Wicked Uncle Squinty

No offense was taken, I assure you. The thing is, I really can't afford anything better than the Y connecter right now. But I'll give that a go.

Hey Allison,

You and I will quickly work something out as far as improving your gear. I have a studio full of stuff that I rarely use, and I think I can come up with a solution for you. Hey, Christmas is coming...and hopefully soon you will be too! <laughing>

I have to tell you...the love sounds of a beautiful young woman with terrific pipes are magical! Despite the shitty recording, I find myself getting hard with every sweet vocalization. If nothing else, I'd donate the gear just to hear you cum again. Lady, it was hot...and I hereby appoint myself the president of the Allison Fan Club.

So tell me baby...what are you wearing right now LOL

A tee shirt, shorts, white panties, and white socks. I'd gladly come again and again if you donate the gear.

Dang... not only a female member onboard.... but now shes askin to use our gear

You go girrrl !

Lol!

Allison et al,

While checking out the Internet to try and solve Allison's two microphone problem, I found a box for under U.S.$30.00 that is a tiny, passive (i.e. no amplification, no electricity needed) 4 X 1 mixer. You can combine two microphones or two high impedance line inputs and blend them together. Transformers inside the box help reduce or eliminate hum, which would be a problem if you just used a Y-cord.

Other little mixers are available for under U.S. $100.00 which include more channels, phantom power for condenser microphones, selectable instrument/line level jacks and even equalization. You might want to shop eBay for used gear; Azden makes a cute little 3 channel mixer smaller than a pack of cigarettes. The active mixers either use a standard 9 volt battery or run from a wall transformer.

I like multiple microphone/multiple channel setups for recording "staged" or personal erotic audio. I used to keep a couple of these little mixers on hand, as one never seems to have enough input channels. Sadly, I'm down to one mixer, a rack-size RadioShack recording/PA mixer...but it's neither portable nor "stealthy."

Allison, if you can't swing the cash for the cheap little mixer (manufactured by Rolls), PM me and we'll work something out. Heh heh.

Hugs! Thanks! i think I'll be able to manage it next month. I'll certainly let you know if that changes though. And hey, if you're too impatient to wait until then, I never turn down gifts.