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I was at Glastonbury this weekend and apart from loads of music, alcohol, drugs and partying (in random order) I also managed to catch some love sounds. After some amazing sound files posted on this forum from tents I decided to pack 2 small recorders and see if I was going to use them.
Friday night(sat morning) around 05:00 we were back at our tents and I knew I couldn't sleep yet anyway so when I saw this very cute couple walk passed holding eachother intensely, I decided to follow them to their tent. She was in her early 20s, slim figure, nice bum (I was walking behind them)and dark hair. They got into a tiny tent, probably only a 1 person tent. Which means they may not have come to the festival together..

After they got all settled in their tent I switched the recorder on, only to find that the light didn't come on. I remembered I put the other recorder under a tent which I knew had a cute couple in it earlier, so I basically ran back (5 mins away) to fetch it. Back at the couples tent I put it right at the end under the tent, only to find I was not too late yet.

Some sounds start from the offset but after I kept my distance and came back to check I realized their heads were right at the other side so I quickly grabbed the recorder and now held it in the air right by their heads. This happens around the 11 minute mark. As you understand from the sound it was still busy as fuck so they had to be quiet. There were some people in the tents right next to them, who may have been from the same group of friends as the tent owner.

I was sitting on my knees right next to the tent and was only an arms length away from the actual couple, holding the mic. I had to head off a couple of times and leave the recorder as people were coming very near.

When I came back the last time the sounds had died down so I took my price and headed off looking for some more action, which I didn't find that morning.

Listening back to the recording I can't help but think they may just started on another round as I take the recorder away. We'll never know for sure I guess....

Had to split the file using HJSPLIT

Here is an mp3 of the clearest action....

Deleted the first bit and the last quiet bit

Your hard work is much appreciated. It's a rare opportunity to be so close to the action. I really enjoyed this.

Great catch. Always thought Glastonbury must be full of action in the tents with plenty of opportunity for recording.

Right. The next night/morning I was back at the tent a bit earlier, from 04:00 as that is when the music from the nearby stage stops. The rest went on to party at the other side of the site so this was a good opportunity for me the sound perv to head back on me own and see if I could match the recording of the morning before.

After lurking around tents for a while I headed back to a main walkpath to pick a couple to follow. With so much alcohol, drugs and walking/standing going on there would be loads of hot couples who just headed back to sleep, so I really looked out for bodylanguage/intimacy. Before long I saw this amazingly sexy blonde in her mid 20s walking down with her bloke, looking into eachother. She was wearing very short and tight shorts, showing her nice legs and ass.

Followed them back to their tent, which turned out to be right next to a footpath which meant plenty of people walking right passed the tent all the time: NOT a good location (for me or the couple).

When they finally got inside their tent I planted the recorder under the side of the tent as close as where I thought the action could be. I picked it back up again after 20 mins or so as I couldn't hear a sound but when I came back a bit later they had already started.

After planting the recorder under their tent again I proceeded to sit on the other side to listen in. Even tho the location was ridiculous right by the footpath I thought I would have a wee bit of privacy there. The tents were put up back to back so imagine me sitting there on my own in a space no wider than 60 cm/ 2ft.

About 3 mins into the recording a girl who had been standing outside a tent roughly 20 yards away and had seen me sit there all along (I was aware of this at the time but didn't care enough to miss what was going on in the tent next to me) walks up to the tent to ask me for a lighter. SHIT!!
Since I was at the back of the tent right next to the couple I just could not open my mouth so I decided to just shake my head and not make a sound. When she gave away that I was sitting there by their tent I knew I got caught, as she luckily walked off I prepared to make a run for it before the angry guy would come out of the tent to kill me.

But instead they must've thought it had nothing to do with them so they proceeded with what they were keen to finish. LOL. So I stayed too. I was worried for the girl to come back to her tent as soon as she found herself someone to light her cigaret but luckily she was still chatting to some people 5 minutes later as I walked passed her with the recorder back in my pocket...

On the recording: I guess the recorder was a bit closer to their [edit]waist than their faces so there is some decent pounding but hardly any moaning to be heard. They were extremely quiet anyway but I did hear a bit more of her live than I can hear on the recording. Still worth listening to I think....

Enjoy

Thx for your hard work ... first one is great tought

Great recording, good work! (Have you an mp3 of the last recording)?

You are a brilliant and amazing individual... Thanks much for these!!!

Here is an mp3 version.

Amazing! Thank you!

Epic uploads be here!

Very well done. The background people talking almost even adds to the recording.

Superatolm wrote:Very well done. The background people talking almost even adds to the recording.

Always enjoy hearing couples laughing and having fun when they're in the middle of fooling around. I heard "Metallica" was the controversial headliner at Glastonbury this year. Maybe all of those loud metal sounds from the stage got everyone's primal urges pumping afterward, lol!

my GOD. Two amazing records, especially #1, and what a back story! 10,000 thanks

Rare record, Thank you!