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Julia look alike Roberts 2

Posted: 19 Jul 2018 13:21
by JulietH
Some weeks ago I was in a London hotel when a couple walked in who had the whole place staring at them as she looked just like Julia Roberts and I managed to cap them. Blow me down, I'm in the same hotel when they walk in again. It looks as if this is their chosen venue so we get to hear them all over again.
The rooms are pretty large (and smart) in this Mayfair located venue however for some reason the beds are really close to the main door. I left a recorder in the gap at the base of the door and have managed to get quite a lot of detail.
An interesting comment in the early stage when she asks him "why did he do that" and then mentions a condom, I'm guessing he entered her without one. I'm also guessing she is Brazilian judging by her looks and the airline tag on her bag.
She was wearing a skin tight white short dress (I think they call them origami dresses) and given the general heat, she clearly had nothing on underneath save for a white thong and white bra.
This was around 3:00pm and after the cap I had to get back to work. I headed back later to see a "make up the room sign" having from the door. It was around 09:00pm so I am surmising this is an illicit affair.
The chances of my caping them again are pretty slim but I am going to be at this hotel off and on for some time so who knows.

Why do guys always cum so quietly.

Re: Julia look alike Roberts 2

Posted: 19 Jul 2018 19:45
by edtraveller
One of your absolute best here - thank you!!!

Re: Julia look alike Roberts 2

Posted: 20 Jul 2018 02:53
by reggind
JulietH wrote: 19 Jul 2018 13:21 She was wearing a skin tight white short dress (I think they call them origami dresses) and given the general heat, she clearly had nothing on underneath save for a white thong and white bra.
What else were you expecting? I think even in the UK chastity belts have gone out of style.

Just messing with you. Thank you for what sounds like a wonderful capture! As I have said before, your the best!

Re: Julia look alike Roberts 2

Posted: 20 Jul 2018 09:26
by thaithai
JulietH wrote: 19 Jul 2018 13:21 Why do guys always cum so quietly.
Ahem... I beg to differ.... :oops:

Thanks a lot anyway, great cap!

Re: Julia look alike Roberts 2

Posted: 20 Jul 2018 17:04
by British Manc
Great recording . Thanx

Re: Julia look alike Roberts 2

Posted: 20 Jul 2018 21:06
by RainbowPope1899
JulietH wrote: 19 Jul 2018 13:21Why do guys always cum so quietly.
Assuming this isn't rhetorical, there are a number of reasons that can be boiled down to "It's not as good for guys".

1: Women's nerves are closer to the skin surface and their skin is thinner.
One theory as to why this trait evolved is because mothers who were more sensitive to cold temperatures were more likely to keep a child close to them when she felt cold, thus increasing survival rates for those children who then passed on the trait to their children.

2: Women's brains are different.
Similar to the previous point, the female brain responds more strongly to physical stimulus. This is why you sometimes hear women describe shutting down or seeing stars (also has to do with not breathing in enough due to screaming and tension) during orgasm. Their brains neural capacity is almost completely dedicated to the pleasure in those cases.
It's likely that men evolved differently because men who were quick, quiet and vigilant during sex were more likely to finish the job without getting caught by predators, thus passing on those traits to their unfortunate sons.

3: Sex noises make guys horny.
A woman is getting ploughed in a field (field might also be ploughed) and is making all kinds of sweet noises. More guys hear her, show up and give her the ol' one-two pussy punch after the first guy. This causes sperm competition inside the vagina (they literally fight with each other) which improves the genetic health of the newer generation.
This (IMO) helps explain the longer stimulation time that women require to achieve orgasm and the ability for women to keep going after an orgasm. If they reached orgasm quickly and became hostile to stimulus after orgasm, their children would be at a genetic disadvantage compared to women who got fucked into the ground by 20+guys in a row.

4: As for guys...
The requirements for sustainable offspring in ancient times are very simple from a male perspective. Sex must make him feel satisfied (not necessarily good) so he won't want to do it all the time but will make an effort when horny. It must be fast to reduce the time spent in the vulnerable position, and it shouldn't interfere with his ability to watch out for danger. It's basically maximum practical function with very few pleasurable extras. Practically the opposite of the female evolutionary path despite the equipment being almost identical.

5: Forgot to mention...
For some reason (possibly the cold thing I mentioned earlier), when human bodies have high estrogen levels, they develop more nerve endings. This is particularly true for sex organs and can be observed by examining the results of hormone therapy on trans people. It also works on non-trans men but it causes a lot of undesirable side effects.

I hope you found this interesting. This is mostly my evolutionary theory mixed with data from brain scans and studies on other animals.

Re: Julia look alike Roberts 2

Posted: 21 Jul 2018 16:32
by Auralist
frjoethesecond wrote: 20 Jul 2018 21:06
JulietH wrote: 19 Jul 2018 13:21Why do guys always cum so quietly.
Assuming this isn't rhetorical, there are a number of reasons that can be boiled down to "It's not as good for guys".

1: Women's nerv.....
Actually its more just to do with guys being largely weird about making noise and not embracing other aspects of sexuality, there are times when I myself make a lot of noise, or hardly any at all, its very situation dependent

Re: Julia look alike Roberts 2

Posted: 22 Jul 2018 06:32
by danooc
Sometimes I almost enjoy the story behind the clip nearly as much as the audio. This was an extremely good description. Thank you!

Re: Julia look alike Roberts 2

Posted: 23 Jul 2018 14:44
by misterbadger
Why do guys always cum so quietly?

Makes getting through the teenage years in your parents' house a lot easier, I guess.

Re: Julia look alike Roberts 2

Posted: 24 Jul 2018 14:06
by mina385
Really good one.

Re: Julia look alike Roberts 2

Posted: 26 Jul 2018 06:40
by IDuCeI
Nice one !!

Re: Julia look alike Roberts 2

Posted: 25 Oct 2018 07:27
by equinox69
Thanks, I would love to hear more like this.

Re: Julia look alike Roberts 2

Posted: 25 Oct 2018 16:58
by Jerri2510
Wow, even sex technicals, what a Communtiy!

Re: Julia look alike Roberts 2

Posted: 30 Oct 2018 18:31
by stooleyshilly
This one is definitely a recording of a recording. Notice how flat the audio is, as well as the distortion that occurs on the high notes. Im an audio engineer and can tell a fake anyday. Good job.

Re: Julia look alike Roberts 2

Posted: 13 Feb 2023 00:09
by Paul7979
RainbowPope1899 wrote: 20 Jul 2018 21:06
JulietH wrote: 19 Jul 2018 13:21Why do guys always cum so quietly.
Assuming this isn't rhetorical, there are a number of reasons that can be boiled down to "It's not as good for guys".

1: Women's nerves are closer to the skin surface and their skin is thinner.
One theory as to why this trait evolved is because mothers who were more sensitive to cold temperatures were more likely to keep a child close to them when she felt cold, thus increasing survival rates for those children who then passed on the trait to their children.

2: Women's brains are different.
Similar to the previous point, the female brain responds more strongly to physical stimulus. This is why you sometimes hear women describe shutting down or seeing stars (also has to do with not breathing in enough due to screaming and tension) during orgasm. Their brains neural capacity is almost completely dedicated to the pleasure in those cases.
It's likely that men evolved differently because men who were quick, quiet and vigilant during sex were more likely to finish the job without getting caught by predators, thus passing on those traits to their unfortunate sons.

3: Sex noises make guys horny.
A woman is getting ploughed in a field (field might also be ploughed) and is making all kinds of sweet noises. More guys hear her, show up and give her the ol' one-two pussy punch after the first guy. This causes sperm competition inside the vagina (they literally fight with each other) which improves the genetic health of the newer generation.
This (IMO) helps explain the longer stimulation time that women require to achieve orgasm and the ability for women to keep going after an orgasm. If they reached orgasm quickly and became hostile to stimulus after orgasm, their children would be at a genetic disadvantage compared to women who got fucked into the ground by 20+guys in a row.

4: As for guys...
The requirements for sustainable offspring in ancient times are very simple from a male perspective. Sex must make him feel satisfied (not necessarily good) so he won't want to do it all the time but will make an effort when horny. It must be fast to reduce the time spent in the vulnerable position, and it shouldn't interfere with his ability to watch out for danger. It's basically maximum practical function with very few pleasurable extras. Practically the opposite of the female evolutionary path despite the equipment being almost identical.

5: Forgot to mention...
For some reason (possibly the cold thing I mentioned earlier), when human bodies have high estrogen levels, they develop more nerve endings. This is particularly true for sex organs and can be observed by examining the results of hormone therapy on trans people. It also works on non-trans men but it causes a lot of undesirable side effects.

I hope you found this interesting. This is mostly my evolutionary theory mixed with data from brain scans and studies on other animals.
I agree with almost all the elements mentioned that here.. but on the bright side we men have our arrows..if we want to commit