Le jackhammer
Posted: 28 Jan 2020 04:32
Hey guys, long time no see! I'm back with new stuff.
Basically what happened during all these months since my last post:
- My rude neighbor finally FUCKED OFF elsewhere, *tears of joy*. No more easy sex sounds from her though.
- I finally caught on that the faint sounds I was hearing when monitoring the outside world probably were from my neighbor at the end of my corridor. She ended up moving away before I could record a truly good sound. I am still salty about it.
- I have one recording for each of them, I was ready to post them but I guess I wanted to catch a better sound from my new "almost next door" source, and in the end I forgot to upload them altogether
. I'm gonna rework the text and I will post it soon.
- I kept on monitoring a bit during the month of september, but I got bored, and new games were released, so I pretty much stopped.
I was still trying to get something from time to time, but nothing, sadly.
Until last night!
I started experimenting again with the goold old "ear + glass + wall" combo like a desperate fucking LOSER. Why? Because I wasn't hearing shit anymore with my phone on the window. Between the crap winter weather and the cars and all that stuff, it only really works if the woman is screaming a lot. So yeah, wall spying...
I quickly found that I could hear some stuff, like voices or furniture, it's faint but enough to distinguish sex sounds (gonna try out a wall mic tho, because I'm not gonna spend my nights cuddling my walls).
So last night I was randomly checking if something was going on, and I started hearing what seemed to be a bed rocking back and forth.
I ran out, and I pretty much found them immediately. On the first floor, AGAIN. I guess I should call it the sex floor at that point.
This time, it was the middle appartment between the corridors, where the staircase and the lift are. Which means no creaky doors and it's also super easy to hear if people are coming in the building.
The sound quality ended up quite good, these shitty 30yo front doors are a blessing. So no amplification or noise reduction, you're getting the raw sound.
I cut off most of the bits where I fiddle with the phone. You will hear a significant drop in volume at 9min, I got spooked by a loud noise and I started to bolt, but it was nothing.
You might also hear me gulp (my throat was parched), breath (mostly at the end) or move around because I was BORED! And I think the girl got bored too, because she gets a lot less vocal during the second half of the recording. Can't blame her, it seems the guy was just mindlessly thrusting his hips for 25 minutes.
Quite funny actually, at first I was excited, and by the 10 minute mark I was checking my watch.
Nevertheless I still enjoyed it, and I think you guys will too.
Basically what happened during all these months since my last post:
- My rude neighbor finally FUCKED OFF elsewhere, *tears of joy*. No more easy sex sounds from her though.
- I finally caught on that the faint sounds I was hearing when monitoring the outside world probably were from my neighbor at the end of my corridor. She ended up moving away before I could record a truly good sound. I am still salty about it.
- I have one recording for each of them, I was ready to post them but I guess I wanted to catch a better sound from my new "almost next door" source, and in the end I forgot to upload them altogether
. I'm gonna rework the text and I will post it soon.- I kept on monitoring a bit during the month of september, but I got bored, and new games were released, so I pretty much stopped.
I was still trying to get something from time to time, but nothing, sadly.
Until last night!
I started experimenting again with the goold old "ear + glass + wall" combo like a desperate fucking LOSER
. Why? Because I wasn't hearing shit anymore with my phone on the window. Between the crap winter weather and the cars and all that stuff, it only really works if the woman is screaming a lot. So yeah, wall spying...I quickly found that I could hear some stuff, like voices or furniture, it's faint but enough to distinguish sex sounds (gonna try out a wall mic tho, because I'm not gonna spend my nights cuddling my walls).
So last night I was randomly checking if something was going on, and I started hearing what seemed to be a bed rocking back and forth.
I ran out, and I pretty much found them immediately. On the first floor, AGAIN
. I guess I should call it the sex floor at that point.This time, it was the middle appartment between the corridors, where the staircase and the lift are. Which means no creaky doors and it's also super easy to hear if people are coming in the building.
The sound quality ended up quite good, these shitty 30yo front doors are a blessing. So no amplification or noise reduction, you're getting the raw sound.
I cut off most of the bits where I fiddle with the phone. You will hear a significant drop in volume at 9min, I got spooked by a loud noise and I started to bolt, but it was nothing.
You might also hear me gulp (my throat was parched), breath (mostly at the end) or move around because I was BORED! And I think the girl got bored too, because she gets a lot less vocal during the second half of the recording. Can't blame her, it seems the guy was just mindlessly thrusting his hips for 25 minutes.
Quite funny actually, at first I was excited, and by the 10 minute mark I was checking my watch.
Nevertheless I still enjoyed it, and I think you guys will too.
