Sex sounds over the years
Posted: 31 Mar 2020 11:37
The first time I ever heard anyone having sex was on a camping holiday in Germany about 1990. I was laid awake reading and it was very quiet until I caught the tail end of a session. I got about 3 seconds of a female orgasm which was very muted but unmistakeable. I knew the direction the sound came from and in the morning kept my eyes open for who it might have been. I narrowed it down to a young couple, she was tall and slim with dark hair. Not my type which took the edge off slightly but it was nice to put a face to a noise.
Another time was in a caravan when again, the final moments were heard in the next caravan with the rattling of the van. Only lasted about 5 seconds but again unmistakeable. Never saw them though.
One of the best was in a guest house in the Lake District in the UK. It was a warm night and i guess folks were keeping their windows open. Me and the wife had had a session earlier and I never thought about the noise situation; however after what happened later I guess we would have been overheard by whoever had their window open. We were laid in bed relaxing when we heard the unmistakeable sounds of a woman having sex. She was noisy, their window must have been open because it was very clear and it went on for about a minute. They were obviously at the end of the session because she was at the stage where she had lost control. The noise built up until she orgasmed with a loud shout. The next morning we were in the dining room for breakfast, looking round to try and identify who it might have been. It had sounded like a middle aged woman rather than young or old so that narrowed it down for us. The only couple it could have been were in the 40s. She was very attractive, great body, tight jeans, blond hair and medium sized knockers. She had a smile on her face and I could understand why. They looked married and were both wearing rings.
Another good session was my step-daughter. She was about 22 at the time. She is petite, very attractive with dark hair, small tits with a bar through one nipple, a shaven pussy (as told by the wife) and an amazing arse. I have seen her topless several times when I’ve caught her coming out of the bathroom or her bedroom door left open or whatever and her tits are very pert and a bit pointy. On this day she had a day off with her boyfriend. They were watching TV most of the day until they decided to go upstairs. It didn’t occur to me why they were going upstairs but a short while later I needed to get something from my bedroom and as I passed her room I could hear some noises. I reckon I passed just at the point where he entered her for the first time as she let out a cry then a complaint because I guess he either went at it too quickly or hit the wrong hole. However, they got back down to it quite quickly and the sounds were again unmistakeable. She made a little cry each time he pushed in and they got the rhythm going. Every now and then she would let out a moan and was clearly enjoying it. I had been going to my bedroom and had to pass hers but stopped when I heard the first noise and stayed there quietly for about 10 minutes. I could hear the bed squeaking as I presume they changed positions and the slapping noise kind of suggested they were likely in doggy position for a while. They were a young couple, not married and they weren’t taking their time over things. The pace was incessant and pretty rapid for the whole time. When they got towards the end she was making quite a bit of noise. They obviously weren’t worried about being overheard by then. They had quite a bit of speed going and by the time she let out a loud cry with orgasm she was getting it like a jackhammer. I must admit I had a clear picture in my mind of how she looked the whole time and how that arse would be moving when he has hammering her from behind. When the noise stopped I silently went into my bedroom and stayed there for a while until after they had gone downstairs again and out of the house.
The most recent experience was on a holiday alone. I was at an event and all the tents were very close together. I had gone to sleep but was woken about 2am by a noise. By the time I came awake it was over, but I think it was a woman’s cry, of the pleasurable kind. I stayed still for a few seconds wondering what had woken me when I heard a feint squeak from a woman. When another came a couple of seconds later, then another a couple after that, I realised that I was listening to someone having sex. Their tent was next to mine, it was very close. I realised that whoever it was getting laid was about 4 foot away from my head. They were clearly trying to be very quiet (after the initial loud noise), but because I was so close I could hear very clearly. I never thought about recording it as I wasn’t aware sites like this existed then. Every time I go away now I take a recorder with me just in case. I listened intently, trying to imagine what was going on, apart from the obvious. They carried on like this, with slow strokes for about 10 minutes. It could have been the ticking of a clock it was so rhythmic, if it wasn’t a woman’s feint cry. I was waiting for things to get towards a climax but it just stopped. I thought that was it as I could hear nothing. I wondered if they had come home a bit drunk and just nodded off part way through. But whatever it was, they started again in exactly the same way about 5 minutes later. This second session lasted for about 5 minutes then again stopped. I stayed awake for about half an hour just in case, but nothing more. Either they were in for a long slow session and I missed the last part when I went to sleep or they just stopped maybe because they knew they couldn’t give it their all and keep the noise down. Either way, I was very keen to see who it was the next day. I was gutted to be on the last day and had to set off early to catch a ferry home. They hadn’t surfaced by then so I never got to see them. The only thing I am certain of is that she was a redhead as I was at a redhead event.
Another time I was staying in a hotel on my own and reading a book late at night, trying to get off to sleep. I heard a noise from the next room and got out of bed and put my ear to the wall to listen in. The initial noise sounded promising but the walls were solid, unfortunately, and it was very feint. Next door were a 30’s Pakistani couple who I had seen briefly when we passed on the corridor. She was curvy and a bit on the plump side but had an attractive face. I must have caught the start of the end because what I heard for about 20 seconds was her getting a banging. She was making rhythmic grunting noises I presume in tune with the action and by the sound of it I would guess they were doing it doggy. There was no loud ending, just went quiet so either she didn’t come or she was muffled. I like curvy women and would have been glad to be behind her plump arse making her grunt like that. I was keen to see them the next morning to pay more attention to her looks etc. but didn’t get lucky.
Another time was in a caravan when again, the final moments were heard in the next caravan with the rattling of the van. Only lasted about 5 seconds but again unmistakeable. Never saw them though.
One of the best was in a guest house in the Lake District in the UK. It was a warm night and i guess folks were keeping their windows open. Me and the wife had had a session earlier and I never thought about the noise situation; however after what happened later I guess we would have been overheard by whoever had their window open. We were laid in bed relaxing when we heard the unmistakeable sounds of a woman having sex. She was noisy, their window must have been open because it was very clear and it went on for about a minute. They were obviously at the end of the session because she was at the stage where she had lost control. The noise built up until she orgasmed with a loud shout. The next morning we were in the dining room for breakfast, looking round to try and identify who it might have been. It had sounded like a middle aged woman rather than young or old so that narrowed it down for us. The only couple it could have been were in the 40s. She was very attractive, great body, tight jeans, blond hair and medium sized knockers. She had a smile on her face and I could understand why. They looked married and were both wearing rings.
Another good session was my step-daughter. She was about 22 at the time. She is petite, very attractive with dark hair, small tits with a bar through one nipple, a shaven pussy (as told by the wife) and an amazing arse. I have seen her topless several times when I’ve caught her coming out of the bathroom or her bedroom door left open or whatever and her tits are very pert and a bit pointy. On this day she had a day off with her boyfriend. They were watching TV most of the day until they decided to go upstairs. It didn’t occur to me why they were going upstairs but a short while later I needed to get something from my bedroom and as I passed her room I could hear some noises. I reckon I passed just at the point where he entered her for the first time as she let out a cry then a complaint because I guess he either went at it too quickly or hit the wrong hole. However, they got back down to it quite quickly and the sounds were again unmistakeable. She made a little cry each time he pushed in and they got the rhythm going. Every now and then she would let out a moan and was clearly enjoying it. I had been going to my bedroom and had to pass hers but stopped when I heard the first noise and stayed there quietly for about 10 minutes. I could hear the bed squeaking as I presume they changed positions and the slapping noise kind of suggested they were likely in doggy position for a while. They were a young couple, not married and they weren’t taking their time over things. The pace was incessant and pretty rapid for the whole time. When they got towards the end she was making quite a bit of noise. They obviously weren’t worried about being overheard by then. They had quite a bit of speed going and by the time she let out a loud cry with orgasm she was getting it like a jackhammer. I must admit I had a clear picture in my mind of how she looked the whole time and how that arse would be moving when he has hammering her from behind. When the noise stopped I silently went into my bedroom and stayed there for a while until after they had gone downstairs again and out of the house.
The most recent experience was on a holiday alone. I was at an event and all the tents were very close together. I had gone to sleep but was woken about 2am by a noise. By the time I came awake it was over, but I think it was a woman’s cry, of the pleasurable kind. I stayed still for a few seconds wondering what had woken me when I heard a feint squeak from a woman. When another came a couple of seconds later, then another a couple after that, I realised that I was listening to someone having sex. Their tent was next to mine, it was very close. I realised that whoever it was getting laid was about 4 foot away from my head. They were clearly trying to be very quiet (after the initial loud noise), but because I was so close I could hear very clearly. I never thought about recording it as I wasn’t aware sites like this existed then. Every time I go away now I take a recorder with me just in case. I listened intently, trying to imagine what was going on, apart from the obvious. They carried on like this, with slow strokes for about 10 minutes. It could have been the ticking of a clock it was so rhythmic, if it wasn’t a woman’s feint cry. I was waiting for things to get towards a climax but it just stopped. I thought that was it as I could hear nothing. I wondered if they had come home a bit drunk and just nodded off part way through. But whatever it was, they started again in exactly the same way about 5 minutes later. This second session lasted for about 5 minutes then again stopped. I stayed awake for about half an hour just in case, but nothing more. Either they were in for a long slow session and I missed the last part when I went to sleep or they just stopped maybe because they knew they couldn’t give it their all and keep the noise down. Either way, I was very keen to see who it was the next day. I was gutted to be on the last day and had to set off early to catch a ferry home. They hadn’t surfaced by then so I never got to see them. The only thing I am certain of is that she was a redhead as I was at a redhead event.
Another time I was staying in a hotel on my own and reading a book late at night, trying to get off to sleep. I heard a noise from the next room and got out of bed and put my ear to the wall to listen in. The initial noise sounded promising but the walls were solid, unfortunately, and it was very feint. Next door were a 30’s Pakistani couple who I had seen briefly when we passed on the corridor. She was curvy and a bit on the plump side but had an attractive face. I must have caught the start of the end because what I heard for about 20 seconds was her getting a banging. She was making rhythmic grunting noises I presume in tune with the action and by the sound of it I would guess they were doing it doggy. There was no loud ending, just went quiet so either she didn’t come or she was muffled. I like curvy women and would have been glad to be behind her plump arse making her grunt like that. I was keen to see them the next morning to pay more attention to her looks etc. but didn’t get lucky.
