Noisy neighbour #2 – “Jesus, OMG...”

[Jeremy]

Drunken, noisy late night sex

This recording follows my first post, which you can take as ‘scene-setting’ (see Noisy neighbour #1 “Oh f**k me” & #1B “oh I’m gonna cum....’). Same girl, naturally. It occurred about 2-3 weeks after #1, and just before 4am, with my neighbour and her acquaintance for the evening having got home late from a night out. I think it was a different guy from last time. I don’t remember why I was still up at this unworldly hour but I don’t suppose it is important; I know some guys in another flat above were having a ‘boys’ night’ and were being occasionally rowdy so that’s probably why. Anyway, despite coming in towards the end of the first round (I caught the last 2-3 minutes) where she was being fucked (again, unmitigatingly...) hard and fast ‘latitudinally’. You can hear me more carefully(ish) opening the door this time! How I wish I had been recording from earlier to hear the full build......

She’s the perfect sort of girl who is fairly quiet (at least from outside her window;)) during (most of) the buildup to her first cum, only becoming vocal when she is utterly unable to contain her moment of unadulterated pleasure, but then just gets even more turned on (and more vocal) and wants to have more sex. As Gordon Gekko would say, greed is good. I would add that a girl being utterly self-obsessed with getting off is even better!

Anyway, after her first O, there are a several minutes of silence with the occasional gasp, presumably whilst they switch positions. They continue to make love, and as you will hear, she struggles to contain herself, particularly from around 10m. Her final release is around the 12 minute mark, after which point her desire overcomes her: a set of very audible multiple orgasms follow (x5 of them by my count). This is the climax of the night. Do you think she mounted him and rode him slowly, or had he placed her legs around his shoulders for extra intensity and depth? (I verge on the latter.) Screw the G spot, the A spot is the target ;P

It becomes apparent that his state of engorgement had not subsided, and they continue f**king for a few moments longer. There is a little more wailing btw 15 – 17m, and her newfound lover for the night filled her at 18m, as you can hear him moaning his relief.

Amusingly – although I have cut it out of the recording – I discovered I wasn’t the only one listening. The party I mentioned earlier on a higher floor provided a well-deserved round of applause and a host of crass comments as you might expect.

Enjoy!

[Quadrophenia1]

Awesome, Jeremy. Way to go!

[audiophile444]

Much appreciate the full background for this and other recordings. Can you actually see into her bedroom? I ask, because in your previous background material you described sexual positions. Or were you only surmising? Hope you can be a complete voyeur and can also provide a few pics of this lovely hottie. Next question: Why don't you make a play for her? You certainly know what would lie in store for you - pun intended. Thanks for your posts.

[Jeremy]

thanks AudioP for taking the time to share your thoughts – and for making me laugh!

I thought it was worth putting some effort into the scene. The underlying message I am trying to convey - on reflection as you have made me think more deeply about it - is that few things in life are as they seem. Ie: the contrast of this particularly civilised neighbourhood, and the moans of this girl. What goes on behind closed doors......! I have only ever heard the sounds of girls having sex a handful of times, the first at university and my housemates being a couple – she was almost always v quiet, with one Sunday morning exception i recall to this day in fact (he told me afterwards they had both tried Viagra – I guess the reason for her being quiet was a slightly disappointing sex life!); and then a couple of others from a flat I used to live in – a more mature couple below me, but hearing them was frightfully dull. That all changed since I have been living here – it was such a surprise the first time i heard her! And now of course I am totally obsessed 

the thought of making a play had occurred to me on at least an infinite number of occasions but she doesn't live in my flat so creative plays like popping upstairs to ask for some sugar wouldn't fly. To have a chance of working it would have to rely on a chance encounter to start a conversation that might lead somewhere. Such an opportunity hasn't presented itself and despite having a rather Machiavellian mind I haven’t found a way of manufacturing an ‘accidental’ encounter either. Plus i rarely know when her parents are there so that’s an additional complication. One can always be prepared though certainly. Do you or other members have suggestions for manufacturing an encounter?

As to what I can see – not as much as I would like to! Only if the light is on and I stand far enough back AND if I see her head IF she is riding him. So there are a lot of conditionals. There have only been a couple of times I have seen anything; most of the time the lights have been out. So to answer your Q directly, mostly I am surmising. However I am doing so intelligently on the basis of having seen her a couple of times, noting the pitch and rhythm/frequency of her moans on the occasions i have heard her as I said earlier. And then projecting my own experiences of course and adjusting the probabilities on the basis of good judgment. Most people most of the time have sex in maybe a handful of positions eg him on top, her on top (flat or riding), him behind, spooning etc... each position provides a particular pattern of soundwave – and indeed, if you have a sharp, attuned ear, each position tend to have its own level of clarity eg: a cowgirl position allows the lungs to fully inhale, and so the ‘exhalation’ has a greater depth to it. Indeed, the moans of vocal girls tend to have a similar pattern. We are all different, but that makes us more the same. If tantric is involved, that’s adds another layer of complexity and would be much harder to surmise. I think my being musical helps too to be honest.
Having said all that, there are also times when I really don’t know what position she is in. Like later in this post (#2) I really don’t know if her legs are up in the air or whether she is bent right over. I would be interested in other members’ view based on their experiences.

When I post some more recordings you will probably be as well attuned to her as I am so you will be able to tell

[audiophile444]

I'm game to help you plan a way to meet this hot woman, either by a direct or through an accidental encounter. To give you the most useful advice , please tell me exactly where your apartment is located vis-à-vis hers, as on your side of the pond you speak a form of English, not readily comprehensible by those of us new to the King's English. You said she does not live in your flat. What does that mean? She does not live in your apartment house or townhouse? I assume you live in a multi-story building that is part of a series of similar buildings with walls in common. Formerly some of these may have been private homes that now have been converted to apartments. So, what is the set up. And in replying I assume when you say you live on the ground floor that is equivalent to our first floor and not a subterranean part of the structure. Also, can you see her exiting or entering her dwelling from any of your windows. Does she have a car, does she walk to work or take public transportation? To plan this properly, which could be a lot of fun, you need to recce the way this woman lives. Armed with this information, I may have some ideas or can point you into several directions. Other members can help, too. This can be a project for this forum. lol

[Jeremy]

Audiophile, this is your mission should you choose to accept it

Yes, you are right, so multi-storey, 5 floors, and each a townhouse, technically terraces (ie lots of townhouses in a row) really as is very common in cities in the UK. The townhouses are different in floor setup; some apartments will have 2 floors in the same townhouse, indeed one I know further down from mine actually goes across 2 townhouses (one of these is a ballroom amazingly!) and occupies several floors but this is an exception.

I live in one of the ground floor apartments. She lives in the townhouse next door which belongs to her parents. They have two floors; I know this as the estate agents told me about it when I was looking around earlier in the year before I moved in.

Bedrooms are at the back - her bedroom is on the first floor (ie one level above me). So effectively her bedroom is diagonal from mine. The advantage for me is that I have direct access to a private patio at the back of my townhouse, so that’s how I can go outside. The walls are high and there are some trees, but I can see where her bedroom is through the gaps in the branches if I stand far enough away.

The front of the apartments where the main street is generally where the living rooms are. So I can see outside the front. I haven’t yet mastered being in 2 places at once though, as you can imagine I am more focused in the evenings on the rear than the front

I tend to work long hours during the week so am unfamiliar with routines etc. She has a scooter which I have actually noticed parked on the occasional day off work so I don’t think it’s used to travel to work. To be honest I wouldn’t venture to tracking her movements or anything like that though. Generally I think one should respect people’s privacy in that sense. On the other hand, people having noisy sex with their windows open is technically an infringement of their neighbour’s privacy , as well as being a disturbance of the peace, so being forced to listen in is fine 

[audiophile444]

Jeremy, You do not have to be a stalker. Men and women go to extended lengths to find ways to bump into or make cold approaches to each other. You are highly observant, have a gift for details, and are obviously highly articulate. You just have to learn more about your own environment, which in my experience is not something males are terribly conscious of. Your working hours are apparently not compatible with hers so you have the weekends to play with. There have to be shops nearby that she frequents: grocery stores, hair salons, laundry places, et al. You get the picture. If you spot her leaving her flat on a weekend, you can see where she goes in the neighborhood. Maybe she walks or jogs if there is a park nearby. Then it is a matter of just sidling up to her and noting you are neighbors and take it from there. You already have one possibility: the scooter. Is this mechanized? Here a scooter is usually used by youngster or even toddlers. That's perfect. Knock on her door. Say you accidentally pushed it over. Ask her to take a look at it to see if there is any damage, which you would of course pay to repair. (You do not even have to touch it.) Whatever she says, tell her you feel bad about it and offer to take her out for tea and crumpets or whatever you can think of. The holidays are coming up. There is always the getting to know the neighbors ploy. Invite a few of them and friends in for grog. Including her. This should give you something to think about and maybe other members can have a go at helping you. The games afoot!

By the way, your thoughts on using biometrics to determine sexual positions is a theory I have not run across previously. With your permission, I will pose this as a topic under questions about sounds unless you care to do it. Thee are so many variables involved I am not sure one can take this approach, but then again I have a hearing impairment so I cannot discern subtle changes in voices and breathings as you can. All my best to you Jeremy. You have made some great contributions to this site and I look forward to reading other posts. Cheers, Audiophile

[Jeremy]

Thanks Audiophile, very helpful and your suggestions are taken in good spirit. I agree very much on being generally observant. I didn’t mean to imply that you were suggesting stalking so apologies if I did.

Having moved into my apartment early in the year I have only had the opportunity to speak to her once in the spring, when we had a brief introduction. I had noticed her once before that (see parag below), and locally a handful of times since then either from my front window passing in the street or briefly from a distance.

Your scooter idea is imaginative and plausible as it is parked on the roadside, and following up with the offer of an apologetic drink is good. i hadn’t thought of that. I think she only uses it occasionally. It has an engine so the usual toggleswitch/kickstart. In fact now that you mention it, it makes me recollect the first time I saw her which when I heard she was having some trouble getting it started as I noticed from my front window. I wasn’t aware she was my next door neighbour at the time though. And before you ask, I already thought of the old ‘potato up the exhaust’ trick and then making a tactical approach ‘can I assist?; that would be a too easily discoverable.

I suppose i do have an acute ear but it is something I have learned from playing the piano for over a couple of decades. Happy for you to post the idea under a topic though. Beyond what i have already described in this forum as to how I think about sounds, I just put it down to that and a vivid imagination! I agree there are a lot of variables to consider, but what is more important is defining a central tendency (ie the law large numbers), taking into the variation/uncertainty and then applying it to ‘known’ knowledge ie experience. I also have the benefit of a couple of other summer recordings where I can be more certain of her position admittedly.

I too hope to continue contributing to wealth of melodies in this forum; it is one of a kind and it’s fun being able to compare thoughts/notes. Be assured my eyes and ears are on alert!

[audiophile444]

Jeremy, since you are already acquainted with your inamorata, you are well on your way to devising a ploy to meet her. You have an advantage most men do not have. You know beforehand how she will perform in bed. That is quite an incentive . Good luck to you. If I come up with a brilliant ploy I will let you know. I am going to skip the biometrics topic because after second or third thoughts there really are too many variables. Cheers, Audiophile

[Jeremy]

I'll be sure to let you know if I have any success AP. In the meantime I'll post a couple of recordings when I get the chance soon and then we will all be up to date. inamorata is a splendid word which I am going to add to my vocabulary. All the best in the meantime. J

[dtron]

great effort Jeremy!
For me, the only downside of this is the assumption of her having 5 orgasms. This is a good authentic catch and it does not matter how many orgasm she has to me. However, not each vocal climax and high pitch is a woman's orgasm...that's what I learned. So, in my eyes it is not necessary to boost such a great catch with numbers. I always like the "guides" with minute marks and descriptions but too often I read stuff like "at 1:36 her orgasm hits her" and I must disagree while hearing.
I don't want to start a discussion over this. It is just my opinion: Mark the highlights but leave the rest to everyones opinion and imagination

Once again, thanks a lot!

[Jeremy]

Hello dtron, thanks for sharing your views, they are appreciated. An O doesn't have to be screamed. Unity in diversity Will take your highlights suggestion on board, it would be better. The imagination should always be king!
Best, J

[sonar]

Nice job.

[John_Rogers]

She sounds hot! Also, interesting to hear her sounds with an another guy

[Jeremy]

isnt' she!! haven't heard very much these last couple of months what with windows shut seasonally plus her parents have been over for the last month or so. I even bumped into her parents a couple of weeks ago and discreetly asked about her. can't be completely certain of course, although i did not get the impression she had a bf as her parents mentionned she had been putting in long hours at work and thought she needed a break (a good f@@king sprang to mind!!)

BUT.....the good news is that I did get a capture the new years eve weekend after her parents left to go to their other home after Xmas. Will post on the weekend