Olympic Sex

[edtraveller]

This should be a realistic goal for us!

Olympic Village is legendary for sexual activity - it's so prevalent, most countries house their younger female gymnasts fast away from the village! Plus... not being permanent housing can only imagine paper thin walls and no effort at soundproofing.

[physicist]

Ok so who here is fit enough to get into the olympics?

For a minute I thought this was a new sound you captured. I assumed "olympic sex" to mean olympic level sex was captured

[sndprv]

This should be a realistic goal for us!

Olympic Village is legendary for sexual activity - it's so prevalent, most countries house their younger female gymnasts fast away from the village! Plus... not being permanent housing can only imagine paper thin walls and no effort at soundproofing.

I have this fantasy where I get to record an air hostess/stewardess screwing either the pilot/co-pilot or one
of the passengers in a hotel. Or maybe she's even naughtier and moonlighting as an escort for extra money
and extra fun.

The fantasy stems from when I was living abroad and I would get to listen to my upstairs neighbour having sex
with her boyfriend. I would see her returning home in her uniform and dragging her luggage, then listen to
them on a Sunday night (mostly). However, I used to date a Scandinavian who used to work as an air stewardess
when she was younger. I wish I had asked her about any interesting stories she had. The only thing she
told me, after I teased her about her almost 'Germanic' sense of humour, was that she disliked Germans,
after having bad experiences with drunk German men on the aircraft.

Ok so who here is fit enough to get into the olympics?

Well, my best time for a half-marathon was 1 hour and 19 minutes, and I did a lot of Tae Kwon Do in
my teens, but I don't see how that would qualify me to gain access to an accommodation block full of hot
looking athletics chicks.

For a minute I thought this was a new sound you captured. I assumed "olympic sex" to mean olympic level sex was captured

That was also my first thought. In my case, it's because of all the countless porn movie reviews I've read over the
years - the term 'sexual gymnastics', for example, is all too common. BTW, have you seen how a female
gymnast gets into bed?

[Quadrophenia1]

Knew a guy that competed at the Seoul summer games in 1988. He said yes, it's really loose and many of the athletes are having a "very good time".

[reggind]

I really hate all sports but this could change my mind.

[yeppie]

I do a little yoga so I could care for the female gymnasts ... or preferably their female trainers as I know how young the athlets are.

[sndprv]

WTF, it's true!

From:
https://www.rt.com/sport/452545-brazili ... x-scandal/

Brazilian diver Ingrid Oliveira has opened up on the sex scandal from the 2016 Olympics in Rio,
after it was reported she had kicked her teammate out of their room to romp with a canoeist.

Oliveira was reported to have enjoyed “a marathon night of sex” by the Brazilian press,
which claimed she had booted her synchronized diving partner Giovanna Pedroso from the room
they were sharing at the Olympic Village the night before they were due to compete.

The divers’ dismal performance at the Games, where they finished last in the women’s 10-metre
synchronized platform, was put down to Oliveira’s sexual exploits, which also led to the pair splitting.

Oliveira, who refused to speak publicly about the incident for more than two and a half years, has
finally opened up about a scandal which had a huge impact on her career.

The 22-year-old admitted she had sex with canoeist Pedro Goncalves, but rejecting claims she had
sent her teammate packing.

"He didn’t spend the night with me and I didn’t banish anyone from the room,” she said.

“People don’t know, but in the Olympics it’s normal. You should have seen the number of
condoms that were distributed in the Olympic Village.”

[reggind]

Hmm is a canoeist the same thing as a guy who likes hair tacos?

Interesting thing to be know as. Ill be Gene Simmons of KISS fame was quit the canoeist back in the day..

[sndprv]

I've done canoeing a couple of times and it wasn't easy steering those things even at the
best of times. The first time was in the Lake District (Cumbria) - on a good, clean lake but on
a cold late-November morning. The second time was on the River Lea in London - and the water
(as you'd expect) was visibly filthy. I didn't go back because I'd already experienced gastrointestinal
illness due to swallowing raw river water. It happened following a cross-country endurance run with
about 30 other guys - nothing difficult, but we had to cross a fairly deep (but narrow) river about
half-way into the run. Following this, about two-thirds of us (including myself) had the shits and
were puking our guts out for days. I could hardly get out of bed for days and had lost so much
weight that, by the time I recovered, I looked like Skeletor's skinnier brother.

[Quadrophenia1]

I just looked up this "Ingrid Oliveira". Holy shit!