First of all I wanna say hello to everyone who also likes the sounds of sex as much as I do.
I' a m 23 years old male and living in NRW, Germany (yeah, thosse guys which lost the european championship 2008 ).
I really enjoy sex and it's very important to me. Since I started using some tantric elements sex has become even more interesting (man I like those multiple orgasms :lol). Apart from that I've been looking around for some "new experiences" like swinger clubs and stuff but later on I found out that's not really what I wanna do - except one thing: listening to other ppl having sex I really turnes me on. I don't like all that fakke porn stuff you see around the web - I wanna hear REAL sounds. So when I recognized my new "interests" I started listening to my neighbours but unfortunately their bedroom is just below our balcony and now I dunno how to record sound from there properly without make me look like a fool in the end. They also close the doo I guess when the go to sleep.
So there is nothing I could do to record something can I?
Anyway, I'll try to uploading some stuff here in the near future. Until that I've to look for some proper recording solutions.
Hello from Germany
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Re: Hello from Germany
Hi and welcome thebigbadone!
You say you like non fake REAL sounds... it is exactly the same in my case. And that's why the neighbor and motel sections are my preferred ones here (However there is also really good stuff in the members section... don't get me wrong).
Concerning your neighbors. If you can hear them when you put your ear on the wall it might be an option to record using a "KÖRPERSCHALL-MIKROFON" (sorry, don't now the translation right now), see here:
http://www.gutzeit-gmbh.de/html/richtmikrifone.html
Furthermore, did you already own a recording device? (I can recommend the Olympus dictaphones) Maybe you could use such device with a small microphone like the Olympus ME-15 and record via the balcony (the microphone is so small that you can attach it to one side of the balcony floor without being noticed at night. You should wait for really hot weather and record every night... eventually you will catch them! Good luck!!!
All the best,
kukuk
You say you like non fake REAL sounds... it is exactly the same in my case. And that's why the neighbor and motel sections are my preferred ones here (However there is also really good stuff in the members section... don't get me wrong).
Concerning your neighbors. If you can hear them when you put your ear on the wall it might be an option to record using a "KÖRPERSCHALL-MIKROFON" (sorry, don't now the translation right now), see here:
http://www.gutzeit-gmbh.de/html/richtmikrifone.html
Furthermore, did you already own a recording device? (I can recommend the Olympus dictaphones) Maybe you could use such device with a small microphone like the Olympus ME-15 and record via the balcony (the microphone is so small that you can attach it to one side of the balcony floor without being noticed at night. You should wait for really hot weather and record every night... eventually you will catch them! Good luck!!!
All the best,
kukuk
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Re: Hello from Germany
Well,
I can't hear them while putting my ear on the ground (or wall). The biggest problem is, my girlfirend knows that I love to hear ppl having sex (she said she would enjoy that too) but recording my neighbours...well.... she wouldn't agree with that
The second chance for getting a proper recording would be a microphone near their door (stairway). But this mic has a)to be wireless and b) to be almost invisible (spy-thing). I already found some products on the net. I'll have to find out now whether they can be connected to my pc. I'm a musician so I know how to do create a proper recording
I can't hear them while putting my ear on the ground (or wall). The biggest problem is, my girlfirend knows that I love to hear ppl having sex (she said she would enjoy that too) but recording my neighbours...well.... she wouldn't agree with that
The second chance for getting a proper recording would be a microphone near their door (stairway). But this mic has a)to be wireless and b) to be almost invisible (spy-thing). I already found some products on the net. I'll have to find out now whether they can be connected to my pc. I'm a musician so I know how to do create a proper recording
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Maybe it is an option to just put one of these small olympus recorders near the stairway if you can hide it a little bit. Lets say you put it there at 1 am and remove it at 4 am. If someone finds the recorder nobody will know that it's yours. Sure, you will lose about 60€.. however: no risk no fun.
I would definitely give it a try!
I would definitely give it a try!
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Re: Hello from Germany
First of all welcome to thebigbadone!
I know nobody asked but nevertheless I'd like to answer. I'd put safety first, well not strictly first, but next to loosing 60€ you should be sure that nobody could catch you when recovering the device. I spent hours and hours thinking about safer ways of placing a recorder, but I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
yeppie
I know nobody asked but nevertheless I'd like to answer. I'd put safety first, well not strictly first, but next to loosing 60€ you should be sure that nobody could catch you when recovering the device. I spent hours and hours thinking about safer ways of placing a recorder, but I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
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Well I could try it but there is no way to hide the device. Well, I could place it half under their door mat but there areonly a few ppl living in that house so the risk of being identified as an owner is 75%. Saying thing like "oh, this is mine it must have been fallen out of my bag would be a very bad ecuse. Eavedropping is illegal and even if we have a friendship with ourneighbours we might be in big trouble then. Damn listening from the balcony would be the only solution... too bad I'm not living alonekukuk3 wrote:Maybe it is an option to just put one of these small olympus recorders near the stairway if you can hide it a little bit. Lets say you put it there at 1 am and remove it at 4 am. If someone finds the recorder nobody will know that it's yours. Sure, you will lose about 60€.. however: no risk no fun.
I would definitely give it a try!
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I agree, in this case i would also not put an recorder near to their door. However why don't you put a recorder on your balcony at night. Who knows, maybe you are able to catch something... once the summer in germany decides to start
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Re: Hello from Germany - equipment options
Recording devices...
All of my stuff has been recorded on Olympus Digital Voice recorders. I've bought all of them on eBay... used or reconditioned.
No performance issues with the recorders. The price usually goes up along with the recording capacity... a 16 hour recorder costs more than an 8 hour recorder.
The 2 to 4 hour recorders V-240N or V-480N can be bought for $ 15.00 to $ 32.00 US. With the weak dollar, they are even less expensive for you... shipping will cost you - sorry.
All of my stuff has been recorded on Olympus Digital Voice recorders. I've bought all of them on eBay... used or reconditioned.
No performance issues with the recorders. The price usually goes up along with the recording capacity... a 16 hour recorder costs more than an 8 hour recorder.
The 2 to 4 hour recorders V-240N or V-480N can be bought for $ 15.00 to $ 32.00 US. With the weak dollar, they are even less expensive for you... shipping will cost you - sorry.
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I guess this one might be enough: http://cgi.ebay.de/Olympus-VN-4100PC-41 ... dZViewItem