UK outdoor sex recordings

Sex recorded on beaches, in parks or cars or anywhere outside
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emmpet8 wrote: 15 Sep 2019 11:02 Apart from the fact she's cheating, it's interesting to me how casual she is about it. If they return, let's hope he puts in a better performance and then it will be really interesting :)
What I've learned from doing recordings over the years, is that there is increased cheating in the 2-3 month period
before Christmas. Women are much better liars than men.

Listen to the following recording from October, last year.

(Note: This is not for the archives, as there is no sex in the recording.)

In Part 1 she tells the guy that her husband(?) has a "really low libido" (I think she said).

Then her 'husband' texts and phones her in Part 2. She lies to him when she tells him that she's alone.
It's possible that the 'husband' is cheating on her, and that this is a 'revenge fling'.
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sndprv wrote: 15 Sep 2019 12:29
emmpet8 wrote: 15 Sep 2019 11:02 Apart from the fact she's cheating, it's interesting to me how casual she is about it. If they return, let's hope he puts in a better performance and then it will be really interesting :)
What I've learned from doing recordings over the years, is that there is increased cheating in the 2-3 month period
before Christmas. Women are much better liars than men.

Listen to the following recording from October, last year.

(Note: This is not for the archives, as there is no sex in the recording.)

In Part 1 she tells the guy that her husband(?) has a "really low libido" (I think she said).

Then her 'husband' texts and phones her in Part 2. She lies to him when she tells him that she's alone.
It's possible that the 'husband' is cheating on her, and that this is a 'revenge fling'.
Interesting observation about the three months up to Christmas and these recordings make a fascinating listen. I do agree with you that she's complaining about her husband's low libido.

I'm not sure the husband is cheating though, if he has a low libido. On the other hand though, maybe he's not as interested in his wife if he's getting it elsewhere. I would love to know who the guy is in the car with her and if she is cheating with him. If she is, I wonder why they didn't fuck, but again, maybe it was the phone call and she thought she better get back?

Thanks a lot for bothering to find and post these. I enjoyed listening to them.
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emmpet8 wrote: 15 Sep 2019 13:03 Interesting observation about the three months up to Christmas and these recordings make a fascinating listen. I do agree with you that she's complaining about her husband's low libido.

I'm not sure the husband is cheating though, if he has a low libido. On the other hand though, maybe he's not as interested in his wife if he's getting it elsewhere. I would love to know who the guy is in the car with her and if she is cheating with him. If she is, I wonder why they didn't fuck, but again, maybe it was the phone call and she thought she better get back?

Thanks a lot for bothering to find and post these. I enjoyed listening to them.
I don't know if anything sexual happened between those two (even though they were parked long enough),
because the device couldn't pick up anything when they were inside the car (it wasn't close enough).
I didn't hear so much as a kiss when they were outside of it. She sounds intoxicated, anyway, so I doubt
they did anything - that combined with her mood. But she is cheating with him, because she said:
"on the day that you fucked me."
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This first one is nothing special. The second one is very good.

UK car sex: is this the 'screecher' again? (faint recording)

This was the first of TWO couples I caught on Monday evening. Their session took place at about 7:15pm,
and they stayed for just 20 minutes. They were quite brazen given that it was still daylight and there
were still other people in the area walking around and driving in and out. However, their windows were
fully closed, and the vehicle probably had tinted windows, so I doubt they were seen or overheard.

There are two parts.

My device just about picked up some of her moans and screams towards the end of their session (Part 1).
Her screeching noises are very similar to the sounds I caught in UKCarSex23 & 29. Could she be the
same woman? Listen with headphones and wait for the train to pass.

You can hear her speaking outside the vehicle in Part 2.

Recording date: 16 September 2019.
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UK car sex: "oh, my god!" - close-up recording of young couple pounding away outside car! (I was there!)

This was the second couple I caught on Monday evening. They arrived at 10pm and stayed for just 20 minutes.
They immediately got into the back upon their arrival, but they emerged from the car after a few minutes and
carried on outside for a while, pounding away in a standing doggy style position! (This was quite unexpected
because there was another car parked in the vicinity, less than 150 feet away, and about 135 degrees to the left
from where their vehicle was facing.) I could easily hear her gasps and repetitive "oh, my god!" vocals from my
hiding position. :o

Unfortunately, though, their session was cut short when another vehicle arrived and parked close to them. The
occupants of the other vehicle turned out to be the same weed-smoking couple whose loud music you heard playing
in the background in the 'UKCarSex58' recording. The couple got back into the car before the other vehicle arrived,
and you can hear the guy saying: "I'd carry on, but..." They left the site 5 minutes later.

I've only uploaded the part of their session outside the car (the sounds from inside are way too faint).
However, I had two USBs in place on the hotspot as a kind of experiment, so there are two files for you
to listen to. The distance between the two devices was only about 1.5 metres, though.

Recording date: 16 September 2019.
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Oh my god indeed. What a fantastic spot you have there!
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Haven't had chance to listen to these yet, but I really do appreciate the effort and many contributions. They're great listening and keep this section alive.
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You'll see that the difference between the USB1 and USB2 files is very slight, because the vehicle
was parked 'side on' instead of 'head on' (and, of course, due to the short distance between the devices).
The USB2 file may sound a little bit more muffled because of the way the device was concealed.
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UK car sex: regular couple caught having a quickie on Wednesday night (5th recording!)

I caught them again, for the fifth time - the same couple in the UKCarSex43, 48, 50, 55 recordings. They arrived
at 8:20pm and stayed for about 40 minutes. They started straight away, but the guy didn't last long - it was all over
in 7 minutes, from the moment they parked. (You can hear him climaxing loudly at the 7:00 mark.)

I now always have at least one device in place on the hotspot, whatever the time (and usually more than one
throughout the night, depending on the weather). This is intended to catch the 'early cummers', who like to
arrive in the early evenings as the days grow shorter.

However, this recording sounds a bit muffled because some rogue tree surgeon came and dumped his waste on
the hotspot at 10am, which completely covered the device!

Recording date: 25 September 2019.
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emmpet8 wrote: 14 Sep 2019 12:59 I enjoyed listening, as the chatter does in my opinion, make up for his less than impressive performance. Her reaction to the end of it was great and it was interesting that she casually mentioned her husband at the start. Thanks a lot keeping this section alive.
I caught the same couple again, last night. Not much of an improvement on his performance, but this time there
was more chatter preceding their quick session. I think she mentioned her husband twice and that she has (at least)
one kid.

OK, so what should I do?

Option A:
Upload the entire 30-minute stay (45MB)?
Note: she reveals her first name at one point, and some listeners may find some segments boring.

Option B:
Upload the audible part of their short sex session and some limited chatter before it?
This would mean two small sound files.
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Please post all of them !!!! :-))))
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sndprv wrote: 26 Sep 2019 06:16
emmpet8 wrote: 14 Sep 2019 12:59 I enjoyed listening, as the chatter does in my opinion, make up for his less than impressive performance. Her reaction to the end of it was great and it was interesting that she casually mentioned her husband at the start. Thanks a lot keeping this section alive.
I caught the same couple again, last night. Not much of an improvement on his performance, but this time there
was more chatter preceding their quick session. I think she mentioned her husband twice and that she has (at least)
one kid.

OK, so what should I do?

Option A:
Upload the entire 30-minute stay (45MB)?
Note: she reveals her first name at one point, and some listeners may find some segments boring.

Option B:
Upload the audible part of their short sex session and some limited chatter before it?
This would mean two small sound files.
I've got to agree with giplechien1 and my preference is the same, being to post them all please. I would have to let Yeppie decide, but in my opinion a first name is no big deal at all and you could just edit that out to be on the safe side. As for members who don't want the chat, they could just cut to the actual sex.

Many thanks for the latest offering and I'm looking forward to listening, even if his performance is on the short side. Maybe she's really hot and he can't help unloading so quickly. Having said that, I can't help wondering why she's cheating with him if the sex is on the short side. Maybe she enjoys the chat, on the other hand, he might have 'more to offer' than her husband :)
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OK, I'll upload the full version, but I'll silence the part where she mentions her first name,
and another part where she mentions a particular area, in case she happens to live in that area.
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emmpet8 wrote: 26 Sep 2019 09:28 I've got to agree with giplechien1 and my preference is the same, being to post them all please. I would have to let Yeppie decide, but in my opinion a first name is no big deal at all and you could just edit that out to be on the safe side. As for members who don't want the chat, they could just cut to the actual sex.

Many thanks for the latest offering and I'm looking forward to listening, even if his performance is on the short side. Maybe she's really hot and he can't help unloading so quickly. Having said that, I can't help wondering why she's cheating with him if the sex is on the short side. Maybe she enjoys the chat, on the other hand, he might have 'more to offer' than her husband :)
One possible scenario (it's just a guess!) is that they met at the local gym, because last time he said something
about not wearing socks at the gym, so maybe they both just finished from the gym? Yeah, I know, I'm fantasizing
a bit here, but I don't think it's so far-fetched - I met a Scandinavian single mother at the gym when I lived abroad,
whom I had a sexual relationship with (in fact, she chatted me up). On another occasion, I met an English single
mother outside the same gym's front entrance - she had just broken up with a boyfriend and was trying to sell his
protein powder. I told her I would buy it, but I also asked her out, and she said yes. We went out for drinks a few
times but I never had sex with her. She said she tended to feel a bit depressed when she was alone during the
winter months.

BTW, you'll notice they meet up on the same night (Wednesday) on both occasions. Why, I wonder?
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sndprv wrote: 26 Sep 2019 14:11
emmpet8 wrote: 26 Sep 2019 09:28 I've got to agree with giplechien1 and my preference is the same, being to post them all please. I would have to let Yeppie decide, but in my opinion a first name is no big deal at all and you could just edit that out to be on the safe side. As for members who don't want the chat, they could just cut to the actual sex.

Many thanks for the latest offering and I'm looking forward to listening, even if his performance is on the short side. Maybe she's really hot and he can't help unloading so quickly. Having said that, I can't help wondering why she's cheating with him if the sex is on the short side. Maybe she enjoys the chat, on the other hand, he might have 'more to offer' than her husband :)
One possible scenario (it's just a guess!) is that they met at the local gym, because last time he said something
about not wearing socks at the gym, so maybe they both just finished from the gym? Yeah, I know, I'm fantasizing
a bit here, but I don't think it's so far-fetched - I met a Scandinavian single mother at the gym when I lived abroad,
whom I had a sexual relationship with (in fact, she chatted me up). On another occasion, I met an English single
mother outside the same gym's front entrance - she had just broken up with a boyfriend and was trying to sell his
protein powder. I told her I would buy it, but I also asked her out, and she said yes. We went out for drinks a few
times but I never had sex with her. She said she tended to feel a bit depressed when she was alone during the
winter months.

BTW, you'll notice they meet up on the same night (Wednesday) on both occasions. Why, I wonder?
Interesting idea about the gym and it sounds credible. If she's at the gym, her husband is probably at home looking after their kid. Also a gym visit has no fixed start and finish times, so it gives her the chance for some fun after the session.

Your gym experiences sound to have been very good ones.
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