On the recording you'll hear my neighbors living below me. I've seen them once, but it was few months ago, so the description won't be detailed. She's blond, straight hair, average height, nice and thin body actually and average looking face. I would give her 6 out of 10 in the end. And the guy is kind of geeky, hipster, sort of like Leonard from The Big Bang Theory, so not fully geeky and ugly, but not handsome either. All and all very normal, average looking couple, so I was kind of surprised for them to have such an intense sex.
I don't know how long they live here, but would say for at least 6 months. I heard them few times having sex during that time, but first of all it was very irregular, but most of all they live below me, so in order for me to hear them there has to be a) complete silence in my room and b) the girl has to be very loud. So as you can imagine, that does not happen too often. I tried to record them before from my room, but in the end that was useless as I could barely hear anything afterwards. I only got this recording, because I paused the movie I was watching, and in that way I can start my story.
I paused the movie and suddenly I hear her moans, louder than usual. I immediately grab my phone and hit the recording button, but afer few moments I came to the conclusion that it would be useless anyway as always.
So what did I do? In the heat of the moment I put my shoes on, grab my phone and left the apartment. Well, my initial idea was not to record them. All I thought I would do, would just casually walk past their room, so maybe I would hear them much clearer. And there I am walking down the stairs and fuckin' hell it was so loud. The walls between my apartment and theirs have to be very thick, as it was completely different experience. Man, I wish to be their next door neighbor haha. I stood on the stairs, hit the recording button and just tried to act like I didn't just went there to hear my neighbors having sex
Now here comes the stressful part of the story. It was shortly after midnight, so the risk was not that high, but first of all the lights in my building react to movement, so I felt like in a broad daylight and second of all because of the light, literally people from three different apartments could see me through their peephole, if they wanted to check why the light was on so late.
It was amazing to just stand there and hear them, but I knew the experience of listening to that later would totally not be the same from few meters away. So again, in the heat of the moment I walked to their door and placed my phone on their fucking doormat. Yes.
And came back to the stairs, so I could hide.You can hear that I did that in 0:40 as the sound is much clearer, so I'm very glad that I did. In reality it was almost like they had sex right in front of me, so that was super exciting, but also scary. I have no idea, if I would be quick enough to grab my phone and act natural, if some other neighbor opened the door. Possibly not, so fucking hell, that was very stupid of me haha like I live there, so I couldn't just ran the hell out of there and never come back.
In 2:15 you can hear I noticed the window on the floor was open, so I closed it to avoid the sounds from the street, apologies for that. And at the very end of the file the bloody bus stopped right in front of my building, so it ruined the end, but I stayed after for a few minutes and there was no noise at all coming from their apartment, so they probably finished.
Would I do it again? Probably fucking not, but her moans were so intense and so loud, that I can't say I won't for sure in the heat of the moment again haha and would love to have a longer version. But I would have to buy some very small recording device first, as leaving my phone on their doormat was insanely foolish of me.
. You can get small recorders from amazon, like 10 gbp. Maybe get a couple so u have a spare while charging the other. Sone also last for hours. If theres a doormat you could hide it under it too, or maybe tape it somewhere discreet then u dont have to hover. She sounds hot, so well done again.
