Tradesmen talking about slags / sex

[the-sound-lover]

Had some work done in my flat last week and overheard the young tradies talking about girls they fucked over the weekend (and their married boss making some quality comments too). Any recordings that capture this anywhere? I was an idiot and didn't just leave my phone recording a voice memo during it.

[AshenElm]

Ha! That's a pretty specific request, but I can try and fill it for you (as I work in the trades, and these conversations are as common as you could think from what you overheard.) Anything in particular you are after? Just someone sharing sex stories in a blue-collar way? Usually someone will have a graphic story at lunch break at least once a week.

[sndprv]

Personally, I'd rather listen to two or more women talking about sex - and I really do mean 'sex', not just the fluffy romantic
stuff, which would make me cringe a little. I think women are going to be more honest and truthful than men when talking
about their sexual experiences. But it's very difficult and rare to be in that fortunate position to overhear such a conversation.
I'd love to get a recording one day, but it's like looking for a diamond.

[Stott13]

Great topic. I love the way American redneck women often talk about their escapades in bed. They're often louder, more boastful and more graphic than men when they're sharing stories!

[sndprv]

Some men like to boast, brag and exaggerate - about sex and other matters - which is tantamount to lying.
Who wants to listen to a bullshitting bloke? Not me, anyway.

[emmpet8]

The topic reminds me of a story I heard. A few years ago I helped out a friend who runs a clearance company and was short staffed. The two guys I worked with were great and never boasted in any way. The most graphic they usually got about sex was simple comments like; "Got a nice blower last night!" The story I have in mind though was told by Pete (name changed) after a night out with six mates. It featured one of the mates in particular, who was a great guy called John, but who's head was away with the fairies.

On the night out, a quite attractive, but attention seeking girl attached herself to the lads. After a few drinks someone suggested a walk up to this large park and the girl seemed more than happy to join them. When they got to a deserted area of the park, it wasn't long before the girl was happily on her back on the grass with one of the guys fucking her. He didn't use a condom and came in her. She was then more than willing for another of the guys to repeat the performance, followed by a third. When she asked if anyone else fancied some fun, Pete and another of the remaining three guys quickly declined, but not to disappoint her, John volunteered. To the horror of Pete and the others, John then got down between her legs and started doing oral!!!

There were no graphic details, but it does make me smile when I think about it.

[sndprv]

On the night out, a quite attractive, but attention seeking girl attached herself to the lads. After a few drinks someone suggested a walk up to this large park and the girl seemed more than happy to join them. When they got to a deserted area of the park, it wasn't long before the girl was happily on her back on the grass with one of the guys fucking her. He didn't use a condom and came in her. She was then more than willing for another of the guys to repeat the performance, followed by a third. When she asked if anyone else fancied some fun, Pete and another of the remaining three guys quickly declined, but not to disappoint her, John volunteered. To the horror of Pete and the others, John then got down between her legs and started doing oral!!!

There were no graphic details, but it does make me smile when I think about it.

I've had strippers do intimate lap dances for me, I've kissed two women whose names I didn't even know (one on the
street and the other in a hotel), but nothing as sleazy as this. Actually, I tell a lie, I once had a one-night stand, but it's
something I wish I could forget.