Over the phone

[emmpet8]

I’ve just got a new sound card this afternoon that will finally allow me to do an optical input, so I decided to copy a recording from minidisk that I mentioned to sc00tt-uk. It’s not exactly neighborsex, but sc0tt-uk thought it was probably the best place.

It’s actually phone ‘sex’ recorded directly from a scanner when mobiles weren’t encrypted. Do not expect romance, passion, eroticism, or anything remotely close. I actually found their matter of fact approach quite amusing. For example, I loved her comment about the battery being knackered! I missed the start of the phone call and she’s obviously got the phone close to her vibe when the recording starts. The linked whole recording is mostly her taking nearly 20 mins to achieve her moment, with some breaks for a bit of shopping chat and her alternating the phone from vocals to vibe.

I’ve put a few minutes of excerpts, so members can decide if the whole 25:39 recording is worth downloading. Also, if anyone thinks it’s worth uploading to other file hosting services, then feel free. The whole recording ends quite abruptly, when he’s about to return the compliment, as the scanner lost the signal.

https://hotfile.com/dl/161246038/b23372 ... 1.mp3.html

I think I have a few more bits from the scanner days on minidisk, so if members think scanner stuff is inappropriate let me know and I won’t waste board space by posting them.

[sonar]

Thanks emmpet8!
This is an unusual, interesting series.

[sc0tt-uk]

Hahaha, there's moments of comedy gold in this - if I'd tuned in at the end where she's talking about being wet, I'd have guesssed a bus drove by in the rain! Also, either mobiles in those days had mics with wider ppickup patterns or that vibe is a monster!

Fascinating posts technology-wise man!

Sc0tt-UK

[emmpet8]

Hahaha, there's moments of comedy gold in this - if I'd tuned in at the end where she's talking about being wet, I'd have guesssed a bus drove by in the rain! Also, either mobiles in those days had mics with wider ppickup patterns or that vibe is a monster!
Sc0tt-UK

Your comments made me laugh a lot. I must admit that when I listened to it, most of the images in my head were comedic rather than erotic. I sort of imagine that if she had a hands free set, her spare hand would have a can of lager in it! I loved a lot of the dialogue too. Maybe I'm being
very naive here, but when he's asking her to get 'the smellies' is he referring to deodorants? I have got a few disks with scanner stuff on, so I'll have a look through them.

[sc0tt-uk]

The second "are you there" after she's come is great too - from her tone of voice, she may as well have shouted "YOU BETTER FOOKIN' BE THERE" at him haha.

No idea what "smellies" would mean in this context though man... it's a puzzler.

Sc0tt-UK

[emmpet8]

I haven't listened to the recording since I posted it, but if I do again I think I'll be laughing a lot in view of the comments.

I apologise if this post in any way seems to be trivialising sex sounds, as that would be the last thing I wanted to do. It just happens to be sex sounds caught by the scanner, so that's why I uploaded it. Although it was great fun, the scanner was completely random. A lot of the stuff was really boring, like; "Where are you?" but there were some gems.

Back to the subject of phone sex, I once had a lodger who was a bit of a nympho and although I never recorded anything she was very much into it. I was able to eavesdrop though and her phone stuff was prolonged and very erotic.