Is she or isn't she?
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Is she or isn't she?
SSLers, I'm writing to present you with a file and request your opinion...
For the last few days I've had a friend staying with me in my flat. She's moving to London, but there was some unexpected drama and the room in the houseshare she's moving into wasn't vacated in time. It's always been a purely platonic friendship. Thanks to long working hours, there have been plenty of times when she's been in my flat alone, and other than one exception when I knew she'd be making a difficult phone call, a recorder has been running. Don't look so shocked, pervy old uncle Sc0tt does have a few boundaries left!
Having just spent a frustrating evening sifting through hours and hours of footage with no result, I was just about to except that perhaps she either doesn't masturbate, or doesn't masturbate on other peoples sofas. On a whim, I decided to have a quick check of the few times that we'd been in the flat together but it'd taken me a few minutes to turn the recorder off, and that's when I made the discovery you're about to listen to...
This was captured late last night. I got home and found her sitting on my bed watching a film on her iPad, but I was busting for a piss so I only popped in briefly to say hi before heading to the bathroom. As soon as I leave the room, she pauses the movie, slips off her jewelery, drops it on the cabinet beside my bed, and seems to start performing what she refers to as "the ol' Kit Kat shuffle". A couple of minutes later I returned to the room and found her sitting in the same place, still holding her iPad. The weird thing is that there's absolutely no sign of action being interupted by my getting home, and she doesn't start again even when I go for a shower straight after this and the coast is clear. You'd think that someone being in the shower would be a much safer time to take care of business, no? I can't spot an orgasm here, but based on how quiet her breathing usually is, I can't imagine what else she'd be doing to sound like this.
Is she or isn't she?
For the last few days I've had a friend staying with me in my flat. She's moving to London, but there was some unexpected drama and the room in the houseshare she's moving into wasn't vacated in time. It's always been a purely platonic friendship. Thanks to long working hours, there have been plenty of times when she's been in my flat alone, and other than one exception when I knew she'd be making a difficult phone call, a recorder has been running. Don't look so shocked, pervy old uncle Sc0tt does have a few boundaries left!
Having just spent a frustrating evening sifting through hours and hours of footage with no result, I was just about to except that perhaps she either doesn't masturbate, or doesn't masturbate on other peoples sofas. On a whim, I decided to have a quick check of the few times that we'd been in the flat together but it'd taken me a few minutes to turn the recorder off, and that's when I made the discovery you're about to listen to...
This was captured late last night. I got home and found her sitting on my bed watching a film on her iPad, but I was busting for a piss so I only popped in briefly to say hi before heading to the bathroom. As soon as I leave the room, she pauses the movie, slips off her jewelery, drops it on the cabinet beside my bed, and seems to start performing what she refers to as "the ol' Kit Kat shuffle". A couple of minutes later I returned to the room and found her sitting in the same place, still holding her iPad. The weird thing is that there's absolutely no sign of action being interupted by my getting home, and she doesn't start again even when I go for a shower straight after this and the coast is clear. You'd think that someone being in the shower would be a much safer time to take care of business, no? I can't spot an orgasm here, but based on how quiet her breathing usually is, I can't imagine what else she'd be doing to sound like this.
Is she or isn't she?
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Re: Is she or isn't she?
From a logical point of view, I don't think that someone will start to masturbate on the couch while the owner of the apartment went only for a short toilet break. You said there were no signs of her breathing bevore you arrive and None afterwars. So I don't think she did even though you can hear hear breathing heavily for one minute.
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Will be continued?
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I'd say she is.
Actually I'm quite sure she is.
Maybe the power of imagination?
I don't need much imagination to see something happening with such sounds!
Actually I'm quite sure she is.
Maybe the power of imagination?
I don't need much imagination to see something happening with such sounds!
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I think she is. No one would breath like that normally, that's a panting sigh. I'd love to hear her having sex though!
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Working on it...elltell wrote:I'd love to hear her having sex though!
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Where is the rest of it? I bet it was longer than that.
The sounds of love~
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You might want to take a read of the first post, it answers your question and explains the whole point of such a short fileDrParanoyd wrote:Where is the rest of it? I bet it was longer than that.
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I would assume that she is doing it with the juicy sound in the background. Can't wait to hear from her soon. Maybe when she's alone.
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Of course she is! Nice 1!
Like nightstalker says check out the sounds, specially between 1:00 and 1:15. No need to doubt on this one scotty (Imho)
Like nightstalker says check out the sounds, specially between 1:00 and 1:15. No need to doubt on this one scotty (Imho)
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Well now, here's an interesting development for you.
Last night I got a rare opportunity to try for a recording of Mr and Mrs Xbox (a couple who live a few flats above me). Earlier that day, my friend had moved into her new houseshare so I assumed that was the end of my chances to record her. She dropped by with no warning due to forgetting her phone charger, which presented an interesting dilemma seeing as I had a recorder that had to be left unattended in the communal entrance. I made a halfhearted attempt to chivvy her out once she'd found her charger, but she noticed a bottle of vodka in the kitchen that a mutual buddy of ours had just bought me back from Russia and seemed determined to stay for a few drinks. Russian vodka on the rocks being what it is, pretty soon I'd forgotten about the recorder risk. For the next hour or so, we drank and chatted. She was giving me the lowdown about her new housemates, and being fairly newly single, I asked whether there was anyone living there that she might be able to set me up with, which was when the conversation got interesting. She asked me "come on, do you really need to go back to being a woman? Surely you've tried everything you want to try by now?" I have, with a few exceptions (most of which are physically impossible), so I flipped the question back at her, which is when the usually coy Kat opened up a little (she later blamed the vodka). Turns out that she has a thing about impulsiveness and boundaries. As in, she claimed that her biggest turn on at the moment were things that involved acting on pure impulse, and if that broke or stretched any sort of social boundary then all the better. I didn't push for confirmation, but think you'll agree that probably answers the question of what I'd caught in that first file. Another hour or so passes, we drink and chat more. I suspect she's flirting, but can't be sure (partly because I'm wasted by this point, partly because she's a truly awful flirt). The coy barrier comes down momentarily once more as she's getting ready to leave, this time she says that as nice as it was staying with me, she's relieved to have her own room again so she can get back to "the ol' Kit Kat shuffle". I spent the next minute wondering whether I was brave enough to take what I thought might possibly be bait, and after a brief consultation with what was left of the vodka, I decided to give this impulsive thing a go. So, as she bent over to fasten up her boots, I walked up behind her, stuck my hand straight up her skirt and ripped a hole in her tights to get my hand straight into her knickers.
Unfortunately, seeing as none of this was preempted, I only have it recorded from two flights of stairs above my lounge, but she was loud enough to make up for most of the distance and I've included as much detail as I can recall in the timeline below:
00:00 - that damn plane blocks some action, but as it fades you can hear the end of her reaction to the initial fingering
00:33 - when she makes that growl type sound, I remember her turning to face me, pushing me down unto my knees and pushing her pussy into my face. Some very fast oral follows until she pulls away.
01:26 - you can just about hear her saying "sorry" and giggling as I'm wiping my face
01:40 - a few noises and swears as she tries to take her knickers off over her boots and almost falls over
01:51 - she sits on my lap facing forward, and I start teasing her clit using the tip of my cock
02:22 - first penetration in the same position. She came hard as I slid inside, then proceeded to ride me to within an inch of my life. Not sure I can ever remember a chick riding this fast or aggressively before.
04:30 - we switch positions so that she's sitting on the sofa, legs wrapped around my waist and I'm kneeling on the floor.
04:50 - second penetration, I attempt to slow things down a bit...
05:15 - Already failing in that attempt...
05:43 - she makes a panicky noise as her knee catches a guitar that lives near my sofa and almost knocks it off its stand as she repositions herself to get more leverage so she can speed things up again.
06:29 - I start flicking her clit with my thumb while I'm being held deep inside her. She comes pretty much instantly.
07:30 - I give in, accept that I'm not gonna last as long as I'd have liked to and start on the home straight. As you can tell from the increased intensity, she seems to enjoy.
08:20 - she laughs as I stand up looking shellshocked at what's just happened.
She left within five minutes of us finishing up, and sent me a text later that said "Realised on the way home that we haven't even kissed once. You're good! X"
Last night I got a rare opportunity to try for a recording of Mr and Mrs Xbox (a couple who live a few flats above me). Earlier that day, my friend had moved into her new houseshare so I assumed that was the end of my chances to record her. She dropped by with no warning due to forgetting her phone charger, which presented an interesting dilemma seeing as I had a recorder that had to be left unattended in the communal entrance. I made a halfhearted attempt to chivvy her out once she'd found her charger, but she noticed a bottle of vodka in the kitchen that a mutual buddy of ours had just bought me back from Russia and seemed determined to stay for a few drinks. Russian vodka on the rocks being what it is, pretty soon I'd forgotten about the recorder risk. For the next hour or so, we drank and chatted. She was giving me the lowdown about her new housemates, and being fairly newly single, I asked whether there was anyone living there that she might be able to set me up with, which was when the conversation got interesting. She asked me "come on, do you really need to go back to being a woman? Surely you've tried everything you want to try by now?" I have, with a few exceptions (most of which are physically impossible), so I flipped the question back at her, which is when the usually coy Kat opened up a little (she later blamed the vodka). Turns out that she has a thing about impulsiveness and boundaries. As in, she claimed that her biggest turn on at the moment were things that involved acting on pure impulse, and if that broke or stretched any sort of social boundary then all the better. I didn't push for confirmation, but think you'll agree that probably answers the question of what I'd caught in that first file. Another hour or so passes, we drink and chat more. I suspect she's flirting, but can't be sure (partly because I'm wasted by this point, partly because she's a truly awful flirt). The coy barrier comes down momentarily once more as she's getting ready to leave, this time she says that as nice as it was staying with me, she's relieved to have her own room again so she can get back to "the ol' Kit Kat shuffle". I spent the next minute wondering whether I was brave enough to take what I thought might possibly be bait, and after a brief consultation with what was left of the vodka, I decided to give this impulsive thing a go. So, as she bent over to fasten up her boots, I walked up behind her, stuck my hand straight up her skirt and ripped a hole in her tights to get my hand straight into her knickers.
Unfortunately, seeing as none of this was preempted, I only have it recorded from two flights of stairs above my lounge, but she was loud enough to make up for most of the distance and I've included as much detail as I can recall in the timeline below:
00:00 - that damn plane blocks some action, but as it fades you can hear the end of her reaction to the initial fingering
00:33 - when she makes that growl type sound, I remember her turning to face me, pushing me down unto my knees and pushing her pussy into my face. Some very fast oral follows until she pulls away.
01:26 - you can just about hear her saying "sorry" and giggling as I'm wiping my face
01:40 - a few noises and swears as she tries to take her knickers off over her boots and almost falls over
01:51 - she sits on my lap facing forward, and I start teasing her clit using the tip of my cock
02:22 - first penetration in the same position. She came hard as I slid inside, then proceeded to ride me to within an inch of my life. Not sure I can ever remember a chick riding this fast or aggressively before.
04:30 - we switch positions so that she's sitting on the sofa, legs wrapped around my waist and I'm kneeling on the floor.
04:50 - second penetration, I attempt to slow things down a bit...
05:15 - Already failing in that attempt...
05:43 - she makes a panicky noise as her knee catches a guitar that lives near my sofa and almost knocks it off its stand as she repositions herself to get more leverage so she can speed things up again.
06:29 - I start flicking her clit with my thumb while I'm being held deep inside her. She comes pretty much instantly.
07:30 - I give in, accept that I'm not gonna last as long as I'd have liked to and start on the home straight. As you can tell from the increased intensity, she seems to enjoy.
08:20 - she laughs as I stand up looking shellshocked at what's just happened.
She left within five minutes of us finishing up, and sent me a text later that said "Realised on the way home that we haven't even kissed once. You're good! X"
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Re: Is she or isn't she?
what a Story, I am glad you finally got to fuck her. I mean you have had her at your place for so long and now right at the end she came back and this happend! Wham! I wish the Sound was better but given the fact it was recorded from 2 leves upstairs ist pretty good. i also like the timetable you represent, something I miss with most other contributors.
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Fuck, Sc0tt, congratulations!
You know how t use your thumb, don´t you
Thanks for this surprising morning entertainment!
You know how t use your thumb, don´t you
Thanks for this surprising morning entertainment!
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Re: Is she or isn't she?
You're probably getting confused with the ex g/f who I had staying with me for ages when she was ill. Sadly that didn't work out - we ended things a while after she recovered. Kat was (and probably still is) just a friend, and she's only been crashing on my couch for a couple of weeks. Even so, I've known her for years and never noticed a single sign to suggest that she'd fuck like this, so I'm glad too.Audio wrote:I am glad you finally got to fuck her. I mean you have had her at your place for so long
All those long hours of learning RHCP riffs eventually paid off... I should send Flea a thank you noteYeppie wrote:You know how t use your thumb, don´t you
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Whaouu congratulations.
Is she !
Is she !