For everybody not knowing how to read german, here the translation...
Two girls (supposedly BFFs) and a guy decided to do a threesome...to spice things up a little, they decided to go on the balcony and do it there...while they were at it, on of the girls leaned to far, maybe even got f....., over the railing and fell 3 meters (10 feet) down on the ground and broke a couple of bones
Her friend didn´t hesitate and went after her, running down the stairs...she slipped on the stairsand also broke a couple of bones...
If that isn´t bad luck, then i don´t know the definition
I once pulled a couple of girls out of a bar in Los Angeles and took them to a nearby hotel. It was around 3am so the night clerk, the valet, and some Mexican dude mopping the floor were all just staring at us as I triumphantly walked to the desk to order a room -- one bed.
I'll spare the horny details (sorry) but after I would fuck one, they'd make me change condoms prior to fucking the other. I fucked each of em a few times and then ran out of condoms before I had a chance to come. They basically stated, "No condom -- no more sex." I noted there was a convenience store on the corner and I'd be right back. I opened the door to leave and the Mexican dude holding the mop fell into our room. Apparently, he'd been leaning on the door listening. He fell to the ground, panicked, and got up and ran down the hallway. I just laughed.
Another time I was leaving a bar in Arizona with a tall blonde in hand that I had just met before closing time and, right before we left the bar, she reaches back and grabs this little brunette's hand and brings her along with us. I said, "Who is that?" The blonde just shrugged. I asked the brunette if she was coming with us and she nodded. I was thinking, "This is bizarre. No way this is going to work out." We hailed a cab and headed to a hotel I had rented. Before we could reach the hotel, the cab driver had to pull over to let the brunette puke because she had drank too much. The brunette got back in the cab, said she was okay, and we headed on to the hotel. When we got to the hotel, the drunk blonde went into the bathroom and started puking. I went in to see if she was okay and she said she'd be okay in a second. I returned to the bed and the brunette had puked again -- on the bed. I contacted housekeeping, asked for some new sheets and requested some mouthwash, toothpaste and toothbrushes be sent up. We got the bed changed, got the girls' mouths washed and teeth brushed, and finally got down to business. They weren't really down with getting into each other but I did get to take turns with em all night long. I really had to work hard to see that night through. Random threesomes are so difficult to create out of thin air though, I was determined to see it through.
