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Don't feel comfortable enough to ask this question anywhere else...but, does anybody have any experience of booking an escort? Just after some general advice here really. In the UK.
Feel free to PM me if you would prefer. Thanks in advance!

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Sorry but I can not help you. Be safe though, I have heard in some cities that people get looted. You got our pants around your ankles and her muscle bursts in and there goes your wallet. I would try and find someone local with experience.
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Thanks for the advice.
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mechanic wrote: 26 Jul 2018 21:04 Don't feel comfortable enough to ask this question anywhere else...but, does anybody have any experience of booking an escort? Just after some general advice here really. In the UK.
Feel free to PM me if you would prefer. Thanks in advance!

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Many many years ago but I prefer the escort scene in Germany..it's Punters heaven. Book a weekend in Frankfurt and check out one of the "FKK clubs".
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Paying 20 euros for a lap dance and a laugh is as far as I'll ever go. No way am I gonna give up more of my hard-earned
money for an hour of fun, no matter how hot she looks - especially when I have had to bleed, sweat and even (literally)
injure myself to earn my wages.
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You can come here : https://reddit.com/r/sexworkers is a much better place for this kind of inquiring.

In a nutshel: find reputable sites based on where you are, pick the escorts with the best reviews and preferably book an hotel for the session.
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^Blimey, that sounds like a nightmare... :shock: Pay her the 'out call rate' (higher than her 'in call rate'), plus
her taxi fare, plus the hotel fee, and then hope she doesn't kick up a fuss about something when she's inside
the room, or even cause damage to the room, which you'd have to pay for, since you booked it with your
credit card.
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Sndprv, maybe a wank is the better option. Won't cost you a penny and nobody will beat you up half way through.... Lol😎
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^I totally agree.
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I have no experiwns, but i would like to try!
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stev4181 wrote: 21 Jan 2019 00:28 Sndprv, maybe a wank is the better option. Won't cost you a penny and nobody will beat you up half way through.... Lol😎
This looks to be pretty sound advice. Plenty of good porn sites to check out and the experience is much safer.

Remember also the infection aspect. Can't see the point of needing multiple visits to the doctor in response to a few minutes of paid-for "pleasure."
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The only escort I'd like to get inside and take for a ride.
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