Bad Dreams
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Bad Dreams
So sometimes I'll have sounds playing in a loop while I'm sleeping- because I love them and also with the hope of having erotic dreams.
However, the method has also malfunctioned.
I find myself at a family or work dinner; or the library, or even church, when all of a sudden sex sounds start blasting from my pocket and everyone is glaring at me.
So I take the phone out of my pocket only to find the volume and power buttons don't work!
I'm getting more desperate and more embarrassed struggling with the device until I actually wake up!
However, the method has also malfunctioned.
I find myself at a family or work dinner; or the library, or even church, when all of a sudden sex sounds start blasting from my pocket and everyone is glaring at me.
So I take the phone out of my pocket only to find the volume and power buttons don't work!
I'm getting more desperate and more embarrassed struggling with the device until I actually wake up!
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Re: Bad Dreams
I burst out laughing at thisgekko1 wrote: β08 Jan 2019 12:42
I find myself at a family or work dinner; or the library, or even church, when all of a sudden sex sounds start blasting from my pocket and everyone is glaring at me.
So I take the phone out of my pocket only to find the volume and power buttons don't work!
I'm getting more desperate and more embarrassed struggling with the device until I actually wake up!
Do you wake up in a cold sweat, gekko?
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Re: Bad Dreams
This is hilarious gekko I hope the good dreams prevail thogekko1 wrote: β08 Jan 2019 12:42 So sometimes I'll have sounds playing in a loop while I'm sleeping- because I love them and also with the hope of having erotic dreams.
However, the method has also malfunctioned.
I find myself at a family or work dinner; or the library, or even church, when all of a sudden sex sounds start blasting from my pocket and everyone is glaring at me.
So I take the phone out of my pocket only to find the volume and power buttons don't work!
I'm getting more desperate and more embarrassed struggling with the device until I actually wake up!
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Re: Bad Dreams
"BE YOUR OWN LEADER, YOU FEEBLE BERK!" -- 1980s London graffiti
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Re: Bad Dreams
Even more so for wearing nasty flip-flops in public.
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Re: Bad Dreams
I don't think I have ever had bad dreams from sex sounds. I tend to mix them in with my night time mix near the end, and not too many of them. When they do seed an erotic dream it is really very wonderful.
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Re: Bad Dreams
Just remembered that sometimes the sounds will spark off another type of dream where I'm at a hotel walking around - I hear the sounds and then am trying to find the appropriate door where they are coming from. Sometimes I can't find the door; sometimes I find it, but can't find my recorder or if I do can't seem to set it up correctly.
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Re: Bad Dreams
I had one a couple of weeks ago where I was upstairs in a house (during the daytime) and could hear these sweet female
moans emanating from behind a room door on the landing. But I suddenly woke up when I started to move towards the door...
moans emanating from behind a room door on the landing. But I suddenly woke up when I started to move towards the door...
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