If you thought my previous recordings were hot, wait till you hear this one. It's from the usual couple again, but this time I caught the full experience, from the first kiss to the last moan.
But first, a new entry in my pervert diary. Let me say that this week was not a pleasant one, spying-wise. I tried to go out and catch sounds from the inside of my building, didn't manage to get a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g. It didn't help that I was scared shitless at the first suspicious door noise or footsteps. Combined to the fact that I have THE WORST LUCK, FFS.
That's the drawbacks of a building filled with young people, there are people going in (and also out!) at every hour of the night. I bumped into a few neighbors already. Thankfully, since I GTFO at a slight gust of wind (literally, it saved my ass one time when I was on the first floor), they only saw me in the staircase or in the entrance. But even then, I need to be careful. Since I live here, if everybody has seen me roaming in the corridors at night, they might start to ask questions if they catch me going in my actual apartment on the ground floor (cuz then I have 0 excuse to be on the upper floors).
So I've tried a few things to lower the chance of me or my device getting busted. First, I go out of the building and I check if nobody is already coming in, it also allows me to check if there are any sounds coming from the facade of my building. Not very effective.
One night, I was doing exactly what I just said, and I came across 3 PEOPLE BACK TO BACK. A couple and a single woman. I even had to pretend I was going out on the street because I wasn't expecting to see the woman so soon after the couple. The worst part? It was 4am.
I tracked down the couple, they went to the third floor. At 4am on a weekend, let's just say I was hopeful for some SAIKSSSSSSSS. But then again, luck was STILL not on my side, and nothing happened. Except I almost had a heart attack.
I was checking the usb I had planted in front of their door, and suddenly the key turned in the lock. I thought "this is how I die" and started walk-running away. Thankfully they were just double-locking the door, instead of going out like I assumed at first. But let me tell you, my heart rate was through the roof (most likely 160 or 170 bpm) and I was panting as silently as possible behind a wall for quite a while before calming down. Artistic recreation of the scene. 0/10, would not recommend.
I also had an idea to camouflage a bit more my USB (although someone probably has already posted this concept on the forum). Even dyed in black with a sharpie, it still sticks out like a sore thumb on the corridors' carpet. So I wondered what a carpet texture would look like on my recorder. I went in my corridor, switched on the light and simply took a picture of the carpet in a neutral spot. Then I printed it on a piece of paper and I wrapped it around the USB.
I will post a picture later for those who are curious of what it looks like.
It's much more stealthy now, and the odds of someone accidentally spotting it went from 95% to unlikely. But its shadow still gives it away if you're attentive enough. And sadly it's still not powerful enough to pickup most sounds through the two doors that separate it from the bedrooms. But hey, if I stumble upon something and I need to scram, it's better than nothing.
Anyway, enough about that, let's talk about this recording. This sunday night, as I was listening to them talking, the girl said something like "you will get it if one day you start to bleed through the dick once a month", that and the fact that the guy seemed to piss her off a little, I assumed she was on her period and he was still trying to get some sexy time. I was bummed, as it meant that they wouldn't fuck this week. It was further confirmed when nothing happened in their regular time slot on monday night.
And then, they blindsided me with this wonderfuuuuuul session at 3am this tuesday. I didn't even catch it myself this time, I thought the guy was alone as usual, especially since I didn't hear the girl when I was checking on them earlier. I'm a bit sad about it, because I have my brand new selfie stick for maximum proximity with their window.
But let's be honest, waiting around in my bedroom, listening to the outside sounds with my headphones (for amplification) or not, it's boring as fuck, especially this late at night. However I still keep a device on my window, just in case. Tonight I was using my old Oneplus 5. I was skeptical about its recording performance, as the final volume is clearly lower than on my iPhone.
But it delivered big time. I had to do a +30db amplification but the noise was still very manageable. I guess it applies a more aggressive noise reduction than my iPhone, which could explain the lower volume overall. I tried applying some noise reduction, but to my ears it didn't improve the sound at all, so the edited version is basically the amplified raw.
The first 3 minutes are mostly kissing, and then the show really kicks into gear around the 5 minute mark. You will be able to hear:
- The guy grunting a little
- Plenty of "Oh oui c'est (trop) bon" -> "Oh yes that's (so) good"
- "T'arrêtes pas" -> "Don't stop"
- A barely audible "Défonce moi" -> "Fuck me hard", or "fuck me up" for a more literal translation
- "Oh putain" -> "Oh fuck"
- I think she says "J'ai envie de te sauter" around 08:18, which means "I want to fuck you" but in a weird way imo, as it literally means "I want to jump you". When I hear this sentence, it's usually from the person with the dick, rather than the one being fucked. Maybe other french guys can confirm I heard correctly?
- Some gibberish that I didn't understand
- And last but not least, A TRUCKLOAD OF MOANS!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna fap again
